Hahaha... :lolsign:
Slightly off-topic but it reminds me of a wee joke...
A chav Scottish couple called Bobby and Betty are trying to mix it with the posh set are at a dinner party. The champagne's flowing and everything's going well. The hostess spotting that they're without nibbles passes them a tray of canapés and asks Betty in a snooty voice: "Cheesy dip?" to which Betty replies: "Naw, hen, he washed his cock this morning..."
:eyebrows:
Right, back to DACs...
Marco.

