old and crusty
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old and crusty
unfulfilled and lonely
yet cuddly like....
a deranged muppet
Statler AND Waldorf
Oi, bollock chops
stop rubbing your
hairy fat arse
with your gums
which can recede
WW kicking Off
maybe about time...
tic is clocking
thats so backward... ;)
as are straw:eyebrows:
warts an all..
shove it sunshine
make it better..
and much wetter
for more slide...
stretch it wide
won't hurt bit...
elastic yet firm
smeared with sperm
tossed then dumped
now fully pumped
Primed and ready
beans well flicked
safety turned off
until her G-spot
spoke the words
trim those nails! :D
and put on....
a pirate's outfit
before entering paradise
covered in lice :eek:
realising his mistake
soaked in garlic-oil
He recoiled violently :lol:
playing a viola
under his chin
pubic hairs stick
to your chin?
near the rim
by the skidmarks
which when sniffed
smells like splif
Light yer farts!
explode a myth
Extract the pith