shave, shag 'n' shite
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shave, shag 'n' shite
ready for action
clean pants on
Medallion firmly in-place
bell-end-removed-of-Feta
toss vintage hifi
in the bin? :scratch:
Too oo right
in mine preferably
beside the ladies
who love sailors
with polkadot boxers
sporting a protuberant
flapping cod piece
which Betty swiftly
ripped off to-reveal
solid aluminium platters
if your that-way-inclined
adjust your bias
fondle-your-equipment-support
tighten your nuts
watch where-you-stick-those spikes
but-I-like-pain :eyebrows:
and the swelling
bollox like baloons
when a razor-sharp
Left dangley bit
punctures soft tissue
whilst grating a
few slices of
flimsy acrylic shelving
used only by
people seeking non-bleeding-edge-definition
pipe and slippers
& disillusioned youg-men
mourning the 70s
Via-back-door-spring-up-stealth-dealerships cloaked in
black ravioli shoulderpads
Swinging: Din-leads & bell-wire
with gay abandon
bring the lube
K Y Gel
reminds me of
nitro-glyce-rine
nice glistening ring
to-wave-in-front-of
the milkmans daughter
who's a total
pro at milking
prime, succulent man-sausage