If you divide the number of people who want to slap Kanye West by the number of people who like James Corden you will always arrive at a really big number.
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If you divide the number of people who want to slap Kanye West by the number of people who like James Corden you will always arrive at a really big number.
Ah, but in two years time it will not add up to 2018 which is how I read the joke riddle. :)
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Cracking, I'd give him a good slapping.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Count me in for the James Cordon room :punch:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Doesn't work for me:Quote:
Originally Posted by kcc123
68 + 1949 = 2017.
I guess it'll 'work' for everyone by 31 December.
I know you're a big fan Ian, I've already put you at the front of the queue!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian7633
Corden is infinitely worse than West. Can't even abide having him on the screen. My uncle was the same with Terry Wogan although that problems been solved for him now.
When Wogan was talking to the camera he had this habit of rocking from side to side, and the camera had to pan accordingly to keep him in shot.
If I'd been the cameraman I'd have kept the camera still, so he would keep disappearing off the screen. He'd soon sort himself out. Or perhaps they would sack me, especially if I said "It's him or me".
Russell Harty was the one I could never figure out. He came from nowhere, it seemed, to having his own prime-time interview programme. Not that he seemed to enjoy it much. He had some annoying verbal tics, too. 'You did, did you not ...?', or 'You have, have you not?'
Still, even Harty and Wogan combined singing The Floral Dance would be less annoying than James sodding Corden. A spot of National Service would do him good.