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FNARR what a bloody laugh!

This morning a friend told me he was taking the missus to Blackpool for the day and staying overnight.

"I've been and bought this kite which we're going to fly on the beach, and we've got half price tickets to get into Sandcastle".

"Oh, the kids will love that, especially Sandcastle".

"The kids aren't coming, my mum and dad are taking them somewhere".

Then tonight he is taking Kaz (his missus) to a club - she still likes a good rave at the grand old age of 32. I wish them the best of luck with that, there are some strange people come out of the woodwork at night in Blackpool (apologies if you live there). I have a feeling their night will end with a fight, as my mate doesn't take any nonsense, and he'll find plenty of nonsense there.

I love Blackpool, me - where else in the world can you be the victim of a drive-by paintball shooting by someone wearing a 'Kiss-me-quick' hat? That was truly surreal.

Was just trying to fast forward through the adverts and instead it was rewinding. Tried it a few times, could not work out what was going wrong. Thought the box had gone faulty which would be annoying as it's brand new,

Then realised I was holding the remote the wrong way round.

I'm blaming the heat.

Only today - Your age + year of birth

The total will be 2018. This happens only every 1000 years.

For an example if your age is 39 years and birth is 1978
39+1978=2018

Try, every one.

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Originally Posted by kcc123

Only today - Your age + year of birth

The total will be 2018. This happens only every 1000 years.

For an example if your age is 39 years and birth is 1978
39+1978=2018

Try, every one.

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Works for me; doesn't work for my elder daughter. Her age plus birth year add up to 2017.

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Originally Posted by Joe

Her age plus birth year add up to 2017.

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Same here.

This equation can't be right all the time. Say it's the middle of the year and your birthday is the next day. You do this one day and next day the answer will be different for both days.

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Originally Posted by kcc123

Only today - Your age + year of birth

The total will be 2018. This happens only every 1000 years.

For an example if your age is 39 years and birth is 1978
39+1978=2018

Try, every one.

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I think 2018 will be the year someone buys you a calculator! :D

If you add your age to the year of your birth you will always arrive at the current year, surely. Unless I'm missing something (it's happened before) :)

You will always be within a year or spot on depending on if you've had ur birthday or not

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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

If you add your age to the year of your birth you will always arrive at the current year, surely. Unless I'm missing something (it's happened before) :)

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Sorry, you are correct and I forgot to point out that.