Jokes & Funnies

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Originally Posted by walpurgis

Where can I get one of these made?

http://i64.tinypic.com/5klzya.jpg

:D

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Looks like a starter for a flux capacitor :)

Right first time Al. :)

"G'day mate, Aussie Helpline...What's the problem cobber?"

"I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pussy has completely closed up."

"Bummer mate!"

"Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that,

Bye."

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Originally Posted by Alex_UK

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Dongosaurus? Dildodactyl? Knoberatops? Can't find it in my i-spy book!

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It's obviously a Gigaphallosaurous.

To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you, I have contacts…..

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Originally Posted by Ian7633

To the person who stole my glasses, I will find you, I have contacts…..

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:lol:

A few years ago I invented beach footwear for people with only one leg. It was a flop.

I once took the kids to this zoo, but they had NO animals, just this funny looking little dog. It was a Shih Tzu. :(

Works better spoken than written.

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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

I once took the kids to this zoo, but they had NO animals, just this funny looking little dog. It was a Shih Tzu. :(

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That's the one I went to, and there was a baguette in a cage. The keeper told me it was bread in captivity.