My boss said I could leave work early if I made up the time.
I said “It’s 20 past rhubarb. Goodbye!”
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My boss said I could leave work early if I made up the time.
I said “It’s 20 past rhubarb. Goodbye!”
Husband:- Darling why do you never tell me when you have an orgasm?
Wife :- Dear you know I don't like ringing you at work.
A high court judge who's had far too much to drink is on the train home when he starts to feel really sick. All of a sudden he throws up all over himself. Worried what his wife will say when he gets home he creeps up the stairs and goes to sleep in the spare room. The next day his wife asks what happened so he makes up a story about a very drunk man on the train who upset everyone and when he challenged the drunk he threw up all over him. He had the drunk arrested by the police and is going to hear his case in court today and is going to throw the book at him. His wife gives him a very hard stare and says just make sure you do because he shit in your pants as well.
:lol: Quality
A middle aged woman was working at her drug store when she saw a young man come in. She asked him, “Can I help you with anything?”. And the young man replied, “I’ve had a constant erection for the past two months! And it’s driving me crazy. What can I get for it?”. The woman pondered for a moment and said, “how about $500 a week and 49% stock in the store?”.
Russell
lol
A friend asked me if there was anything I particularly liked about Switzerland.
I said "Well, their flag's a big plus..."
Subtle - love it. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Beobloke
Yeah he s clearly the Tim Vine of A.O.S