played on average-dac's
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played on average-dac's
and dirty macs
and pish-stained slacks
mucchio shit tracks
on jogging bottoms
& Joggers nipples
causing exciting ripples
down the chip-shop
deep fried pickles
back room tickles
nasty crab-rash prickles
after humping a-hedgehog
flea bitten bollox
opens up a
whole-hoast of things
some dark and
wickedly perverted thoughts
some pink &fluffy
lightly-stained frilly panties
M&S or S&M?
M&S 'Dungeon Range'
weapons of masturbation
Flail, Rapier & Pikes
she said: "Yikes!"
35-speed-Reversible-with-interchagable-heads-with-hermit doll attachment
I entered Asda....
turned & walked-back-out
after I saw
a kid shit
beside the pizzas
pepperoni peppered everywhere
chocolate brownies scattered
shit smothered smarties
horny teenage parties
don't get-me started!
on-the cowpat salad
I'm saving for
a fullfrontal labotamy
I'd-rather-have-a-full-bottle-in-front-of-me!
than-a-cock-up-the-back-of-me
Liar, Liar, Pants
I passionately desire
to insert my
bulbous 99-flake cone
right up her...
strawberry knickerbocker glory
wearing flippers never
been exposed to
mephedrone crazed muppets
who inadvertently sniffed