outing a pair-of-ardvarks
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outing a pair-of-ardvarks
which had inadvertently
wet there pockets
with split vodka
cock-a-leekie
leaky cock oops
oops leaky cock
wear a sock
if it fits
place-between thine tits
ready for action
pucker up dear
pass the KY
and safety helmet
presure's building fast
shes going blow
if you're lucky
trajectory is guarenteed
Virgil, You're Fired!
ya snide ride
da london pride
fuck the bride
shreeking little tart
wet and fishy
aint she dishy!
looks like Barbra Bush
pert little tush
Bush like a-Doormat
gives-you-a-rash
Trimmed ginger minge
buffs your bell-end
develops very quickly
with appropriate chemicals
to cure rot
and gobble hot
lashings of lurve-juice
dribbing down cheeks
with incandesent glow
nice 'n slow
easing the flow
of Icelandic lava
blah, blah, blah
<parp> <phut> >chuff>
Too much Batman
she moaned as
Robin thrust his
protuberant 'Caped Crusader'
behind a broken
society that favours
crap 80's music