yet another duck
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yet another duck
roasting for dinner
loosening her cellulite
ready for stuffing
Sage and onion
garlic and salt
rubbed over bums
he meant 'buns'
no he didn’t :eyebrows:
oh yes he .....
shagged a goat
objective is jersey
I prefer Margate
Not for cream
at this time
man’s-milk will do
whatever will do
glorious sound erupted
but then interrupted
by a huge
hairy minge flap
covered in dandruff
and love juice
all over my
wee-soaked joggers
with cack-soaked weenies
jingle my bells
stroke my santa-hat
pull my cracker
and watch the
shit become airborne
and spattered Claudette's
Knob nocker nogglewump
panting bumpy hump
scroaty ring-sting
hurty front bottom
nifty-shifty, wufty-tufty
pimpley pouting pontipines
In the lady-garden
Wot's that? Pardon?
Pardon? I heard-that!
I sniffed it
and then fainted
she’d forgotten to
baste her giblets
in brine, mixed
mauled and mascerated
made into pâté
Melba toast anyone?
nah, you're alright