Jokes & Funnies

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Originally Posted by mr sneff

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"

"Yes," replies the little girl.

"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her £5.

The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"

The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"

"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"

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A slightly different version of this is

" What's the only animal with a cu-t half way up its back ?

A police horse " :)

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Originally Posted by Audio Al

A slightly different version of this is

" What's the only animal with a cu-t half way up its back ?

A police horse " :)

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whats a cu-t?

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Originally Posted by struth

whats a cu-t?

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Bit like a tw-t. :)

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Originally Posted by struth

whats a cu-t?

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insert a missing n

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Originally Posted by Audio Al

insert a missing n

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Ah - you must be referring to Cnut the Great, the eleventh century king of England, Denmark and Norway.

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Originally Posted by Barry

Ah - you must be referring to Cnut the Great, the eleventh century king of England, Denmark and Norway.

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I didn't vote for him...

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Originally Posted by Gaz

I didn't vote for him...

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I did

I was in Asda today....buying a loaf of bread....I could have sworn I seen Trumps name on the packet....till I looked closer and it actually said...Thick Cut....

I'll get my coat...

woman lying naked on the bed playing with herself....young son comes in from school and catches her....he says god mar...what's that....she says, that's where your dad hit me with an axe...caw what a shot says the young'un...right in the cu_t....

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Originally Posted by Gaz

I didn't vote for him...

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Was he leave or remain