tea, coffee, yes.
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tea, coffee, yes.
And hob nob
before Bob robs
or maybe rubs
the inner flange
wet but welcoming
What flavour flan?
smoked mackerel with
Gout flare up :(
apply the ointment
By the truckload!
Beer off menu :unfair::wah:
but drink anyway
avoiding brewer’s droop
Must.....be....good....
but flaccidly waving
Apocalyptic Sonic Event
crippled and bent
but still able
to shag Mabel
Shurely a fable?
no, very accessible
upon the table
olive oil available
for easier penetration
to Mabel's delectation
Extra virgin oil?
clit rubbing potion
use Tiger Balm
on her pish-flaps
humm .. oh ! oh !
squirting now commencing
Beware. Slippery linoleum
coated with fish-juices
was her tampon
and her crotch
odin's ball axe
was caked in
I'm outta this'n
All over you !
sticking in places
you're all disgraces
lost my braces
Spat them out
on her lap
put them back
or she’ll slap