Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

you’ve just shot

the president dead

wasted, snuffed, cadaver

can’t play football

with his balls

around his ankles

and a huge

bowl of mayonnaise

for nipple dipping

need another flavour

try fanny batter

with a splatter

of dark matter

mutter for schmutter

shrink-wrap your helmet

what for Mister

cheaper than sausage-rolls

and strawberry comdons

naughty bottom spanked

armoured trousers clanked

get the handcuffs

and wooly muffs

need a trim

iron her saddlebags

grubby old hag

gets banged up

by the milkman

that'll be Ernie

delivering man's milk

by the crateful

to old Annie

The Crateful Dead:D

Oh, Ha, Ha!

muchos Garcia jerry

popped yer cherry?

fell off ferry

now she's wet

slip it in

commit your sin

down the Gin

[P.S your presence is requested it the mod room]

down the inn

raking the bin

hard as tin

Licking the rim

at Gastro-Entro pub

Snail trail sauce

with turd pudding

and duck-buttered buttocks

garnished with snot

for benefits clients