Theresa May admonishing Sir Christopher Chope on his 'no' vote:
"Really Christopher, you've let the side down, I don't know what you were thinking. If this government is to survive, we need to show a united front on important issues such as this. And it's no good just staring at the floor, look at me when I'm talking to you! Wait a minute, I've a text message coming through, it just says 'carpets and curtains', what on earth does that mean?"

