fit for spanking
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fit for spanking
your wobbly arse
passes gas pellets
wobbling curvaceous cheeks
arouse thoughts of
mother in law
passing the jelly
devilishly putrid, but
sophisticatedly scented, with
the right trousers
at her ankles
chewing the gristle
through her stockings
screaming for derek
and lonely-boy, Richard :wave:
can't stop masturbating
because his wife
cancelled hide-the sausage
so he tugged
and he pulled
on his shrivelled
shrivellystick type thing
sadly now dried-up
with massive sores
across his balls
kiss them better
stroking them gently
then stab wildly
puncturing the carbuncles
Ptchoinnngggg went the
leaking puss buckets
New record players :D
attached to ball-sacks
1-2-3-4 :scratch: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by twickers
There's a knock-at-the-door:ner:
itsthegasman hescometo readthemeter
withhis comedysized massivetool
tellthetwat to buggeroff
andthati dontlovehim anymore
or any less
bang it quickly
make it squeal
grease or lard?
pork or fish?
essence of anchovy
Paula Fisch said
presenting her saddlebags
pink and glistening
covered in slime
plenty of jelly