pass the vasalene
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pass the vasalene
massage to stiffen
burn the brush-up
Ding-dong avon calling
drop yer knickers!
gis a flash
of yer white
arse che-eks
parted and prepped
stroke your pussy
watch-out, she bites
Cautious on entry
avoiding abandoned shopping-trolleys
stepford wives style
Lock up yer
mangled googly wotsits
bind-em with rope
and smother with
Hot goose fat
pepper and salt
oven, medium-heat 1/2-hour
withdraw when done
Give-it a quick-wash
removing frothy residue
And pussy disscharge
Fish sauce, anyone?
lots of vinegar
and tartar sauce
a labia of-love
for licking clean
your Sunday roast
mamalia with gravy
Bit-on the side
dip-yer-'soldier'-in
loads of crackling
on yer shaft
nice 'n' salty
happy little wessel
What takes yer-fancy
randy old Nancy
getting her onions
between her bunions
like veruka salt
festering toenail fungus
fat chunkey lump
having a dump
fancy a jump
pump yer bump
medium rare rump
A Nice hand-full