of putrid effluent
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of putrid effluent
viscous congealing gloop
useful for pie-filling
and cleaning drains.
de-crusting quims, and
frightening the children
rimming with intent
my todgers bent
just like your
aunt Bessies bum
caked with dried-in
Yorkshire pudding mix
left over from
Getting thoroughly battered
by the sausage-meister
Aptly going-about his-business
forgetting that this
Sausage was attached
to his head
by bulging veins
overly chilled drink
pink phallic protrusion
peeking out underneath
Her frilly dress...
viciously torn-off by
a rampant pervert
not to mention
a traffic warden
subjective observations amongst
photos showing clearly
of your sister
and her mate
you lot....... MAD
as a badger
eating fat worms
with veins in
Game of Bingo?
Reduced Tax rates
Pint of beer?
Soft drink please
Soft porn please
any 'extras', sir?
Tickle my Perineum
pickle my donger
Snort my jumbo
slap and tickle
eat my pickle
said officer Dibble
five knuckle shuffle
easing your 'morning-glory'