Hey, you looked ;)
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Hey, you looked ;)
did he touch?
Secret's out now !
Really hope not
Let's get going
wash your balls
in boiling water
soaking the crust
before peeling off
exposing the gristle
crusty but inviting
Long time without
soap near them
causing extreme reaction
releasing-a-smell that
induces reeking contamination
of gussets worldwide
with appropriate slits
enticing the desperate
to drink vinegar
would not be
Claudette's first choice
to munch on
she prefers rugs
nice shaggy ones....
Or a smoothy!
while licking canoes
Lick slurp lick
watch the dandruff
and the odour
whiff of quim
calling him in
Why the rhym?
"rhym" wossat, then? :scratch:
I can't spell :doh:
and you smell
like a camel
with rancid balls
dangling in sand
tender and sore
weeping with puss
spewing green snot
all over Mavis
Lick it boys
scoop it up
Store in tupperware
before marinating in
the warpigs mouth
where frothy slathers
form coagulated pools