Jokes & Funnies

I got a lovely Rolex one Christmas, from the lesbians that live next-door.
I think they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch".

I spilt some domestos over my local clergyman
Now I'm being charged with a bleach of the priest

If vampires cast no reflection, how come their hair is always so neat and tidy?

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Originally Posted by Roy S

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Lol

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Originally Posted by Roy S

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Good one! Is that from an old Punch magazine? My Dad used to subscribe, so that cartoonist looks familiar.

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Originally Posted by Svend N

Good one! Is that from an old Punch magazine? My Dad used to subscribe, so that cartoonist looks familiar.

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Stereo Review, June 1988 apparently?

Might be the same guy...looks like a similar style to some stuff Punch put out. Funny fellow :)

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Russell

:rfl: Brilliant.