Know it-all basterds
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Know it-all basterds
Not just for today......... Clean Detailed Sound :cool:
is a prerequisite
to morning madness
down in-the-deep-dark-depths-of south-west-England
and-now in suffolk
where-will it stop
Stepped-in-time but forgotten
just-like-Dave's-last-shag :eyebrows:
you cheeky monkey
spank the monkey
with a throbbing
excuse of a
nine tailed pussy
that miaowed when
it was stroked
then became wet
and rather squelchy
turdgid sounding pap
only fit for
Marco Pierre White
who talks complete
and utter bullsh*t
and yet somehow
my itchy bottom
caused persistent skidmarks
even Fairy couldn't
hope to dissolve
so-he-tried racid toad-droppings
finding them somewhat
similar to manure
between his teeth
nothing a good
suck on a
fud won't cure
and-good for piles
and festering hemorrhoids
Scratch and sniff
your sweaty ballsack
but don't lick
big white mints
buried in poo
without ensuring that
your gran's scants
were washed today
in hydrochloric acid
poured from a
nymph's-snail-trail-stained-panty-gusset
...and mild green
fairy liquid squeezed