Tell her to put a jumper on!:ner:
;)
Marco.
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Tell her to put a jumper on!:ner:
;)
Marco.
We were picking some carrots in our garden yesterday, and found this little chap:
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For some reason, I was instantly reminded of Piggurs!:D
Marco.
Cleared out the 'fridge, completely cleaned it and defrosted it. That's done for another year or so at least. Enough labouring for today I think.
Coincidentally, I did mine today too :).
cut my hair :ner:
That's a chance in a million.
marco permed his curl-over :ner:
Very likely. I'll do mine again for xmas (I expect :)).Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
Yesh, and while she was as it, she plaited my pubes, waxed and plucked my arse hairs, and then finished off with a blowjob... It's amazing what you can get in a Wrexham salon for a fiver!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by struth
Marco.
First time I've cracked an egg to find a double yolk.
https://i.postimg.cc/BvPjFwsz/013.jpg
If the egg had been fertilised would it develop twin chicks, or would Nature have prevented one embryo from developing?
Potentially if they are both fertilised yes you can get 2 chicks
Wouldn't that make the egg too large to lay, or would the two chicks be smaller than usual?Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
they get a bit squished together but usually survive if no other issues are present. it happens usually to newish layers before they are settled to the task etc.. they pop 2 ovums out right after each other and they travel so close together they get combined in the albumin and then the shell. might be slightly larger but not double sizedQuote:
Originally Posted by Barry
They used to be reasonably common years ago, but probably get rejected these days.
Cheers Grant! :)
its quite interesting how eggs are made etc, worth reading up on..
How are they examined - X-ray?Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
They used to be backlit for visual inspection, the light outlining the contents of the egg in silhouette through the thin shell, but I expect it's usually automated now. Small farms may still do this though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
Knuckle-draggers like this c*nt should've been put down at birth: https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2020/09/0...wait-during-e/
:doh::rolleyes::guns:
Unfortunately, this is the sort of neurone-bereft imbecile that today's society is breeding - heaven help us!!!
Marco.
Think of the future - he has a wife, therefore he may be a father. Oh those poor children
'I was stud in a line outside.'
Certainly sounds like a rewarding and possibly an exhilarating queuing experience, can't see what he's moaning about.
Ah, the stud-y years
Wasn't a collar stud was it? (anybody remember those? :))
Presumably by a chicken still? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
Well... Today our garden will be used to house a birthday party for a group of 30-year olds [18 of them], mainly women (friends of Del's from work). Del's doing the food and they're bringing their own drinks, and a bouncy castle has just been delivered and erected on the lawn...
Marco.
get dad round with the video camera :eyebrows:
bollocks to dad... im on my way;)
Lol... I'll be uploading the video later on YT - should get a few hits:D
Marco.
spot the g string... yes im sure you will deffo not perv:ner:
Lol - you know me, I'm a nice man:D
Marco.
There's only two guys here, the one who's 30th birthday it is (accompanied by his girlfriend) and his mate, and the rest are women, so I get your point. I'll defo just take a back seat and let her enjoy herself. She needs to let her hair down sometimes.
Anyway, the fun's just started lol, so will make myself scarce. I've got some cartridge fiddling shenanigans to do anyway, so that will keep me busy:)
Marco.
Just don't use extra virgin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Noted. So do you have previous experience of its inherent qualities, or otherwise, in that application?;)
Marco.
It's often scary just how well 'sync'd' our minds are in these areas...:eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
Starting to hot up now, 14 of them are here, mostly in the (recently erected) gazebo, which has been turned into a useful outdoor seating area, music blasting and drinks flowing. Just need to see what happens now when the alcohol takes effect!:doh:
:D.... I need to stay sober to pump choons out into the garden and act as taxi driver later! Boo...
Marco.
Just a few random (very quick) snaps I've taken...
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Turned out to be a few more guys than I thought!
Marco.
This is not the red hot lesbo action that we were promised!
Lol...
Marco.
Few more from earlier, but nothing too exciting... Pretty crap pics, but just quick snaps.They're having a good party, though.
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Still outside now, huddled around the log fire we've lit.... Choons pumping outside, loud and proud into the night (via Tidal) - good job we haven't got any neighbours!:D
Marco.
Is electric cig man real, or a mannequin? His position doesn't change, just his location :) Or is it you in a wig? :D
Lol.... Typical young bloke, he was a cool guy though, loves his choons, good taste in music too, 60s/70s stuff his dad brought him up with [he was amazed by my system, with all the vinyl, etc] and was intelligent to talk to on a variety of subjects - a veritable rarity these days in a 29-year old!
His girlfriend was the one beside him in the reddish brown hair and leather jacket. It's amazing I'm up at this time though, because the party went on until 3am!:eek:
Del was off her face, but funny with it, as all the girlies were. Some interesting situations lol, when full of booze they start getting a bit 'amorous' with each other;)
Dunno where she finds the energy to make all the food, set everything up and entertain/host people like that, but she LOVES it and had a great time:cool:
Marco.
is that walter smith chatting up the lass;)
Haha, I know, believe it or not, that was her husband!:eek: Only one there with grey hair lol. I didn't ask his age, but he's got to at least 20 years older than her. Must have money!:D
Nah, he was nice guy:)
Marco.
just spent last 5 mins looking for my specs... i was wearing them:doh:
I've done that. Senility setting in mate! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
I need glasses to find my specs these days :rolleyes:.
Yeah I've had that problem for about 15 years now. They should fit that thing they have like on key rings where you whistle and they beep back at you.Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Lol - count me out of this convo!:ner:;)
Marco.
You'll get there pal just you see, that mobile of yours will start getting harder to see clearly and reading matter will start blurring! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Can you still get those beeping keyrings?Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
I could have done with one last week, then I may not have sat on my bins last week and broke them in two. Anyway, I've mended them with superglue, but they'll just break again next time I fall asleep in them. Anything to get out of buying a new pair - it's not that I'm tight, it's just that the pound shop is miles from where you can park :( And the car park is pay & display :(:(:(
You can https://www.ebay.co.uk/i/27241290336...fe20c2813e95bcQuote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
But no beeping spectacles. Gap in the market there I reckon.
No too late. https://www.fastcompany.com/3035272/...-glasses-again
Every good idea has always been thought of by someone else already.
Can't find them actually for sale though.