Uncle Albert's Sphincter
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Uncle Albert's Sphincter
which stank of
sphincter tincture that
yesterdays sprout intake
produced intestinal gas
of grotesque proportions
leaving a cloud
so serene it
seemed almost poetic
but actually pathetic
Whilst eating soot
with Cheryl coal
Stood on cat
Broke its tail
then Humpty-Dumpty
shat himself royally
All over town
skank da police
rasta yer blasta
Shaker your baker
Spank the monkey
slap a junkie
He's hurting himself
with that machete
nice looking chopper
said betty coyly
her knickers slipping
below half mast
knee trembler forthcoming
sticky squirt smothering
Merry Christmas everyone :)
Happy New Year
Cheers big ears :cool:
Cry no tears
but laugh aloud
when she saw
peni in blankets
Penny in stockings
torn through abuse
blew her fuse
Blew his load
ball bags emptied
job done, now
start the ironing
On Ya Bike
you dope peddler
mine's a hash-cake
What about splifs
you rolling one?
In a minute...