you lucky bastard
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you lucky bastard
always skint anyway
:lol:
can't even rub
a dub dub
the helmet of
a wild stallion
'Animal Farm' frolics?
Pigs trotters &-all
chicken dodgy hat?
sucking donkeys wallopers
a nasty mouthful
of sour cream
and chive dip
savour the flavour
sniff the niff
of stagnent pish-flaps
down for landing
firmly on dandruff
Head & Shoulders
she tried, unsuccessfully
to take it-all
so I forced
hard as possible
my protuberant manhood
fighting for freedom
within the labyrinth
of his Tannoy-cabinet
grappling with bulbously-big
fat hairy bollox
which Yorkshiremen don't
Never kid about
because they often
Blow in your-hand
spraying cottage cheese
Al over the-Cat
:confused:
a hairy pussy?
responds to stroking
yes i do
with a splash-of
lovely pussy juice
Vintage Vin-Minge sir?
Cotes de Flange
Chateau Vulva 2010
Pint'a fadge Madge
draught or bottled?
Hand pulled please :lol:
frothy head, sir?
O yes please
any other extras?
Not tonight Josephine