Torment a tuna!
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Torment a tuna!
poke a pollock
Shag a sardine!!
Do a dogfish!
flog a flounder
Masturbate a Monkfish!!!
flinging man fat
like battered cod
down the cess-pit
of our existence
Which be pretty-grim
ooop north in
Land of sex-gods
Where men are
with balls of-steel
hairy b*stards with
extra big knobs
that women lurve
the full lot
complete with dangleberries
always fully loaded
a loose fit?
Not a chance
except Ethel Grimethorpe
& her Colliery Band
belting out some
toe-tapping choons
, which foot amputees
(Alan Sircom, editor)
Eh - ye wot? :scratch:
Marco.
[ie 'Which Foot Amputees', a consumer magazine edited by Alan Sircom, dealing with all issues relating to choosing your own foot amputee.]
Keep up at the back there!
never-heard-of-it - sorry!
Stumpy and Friends ( sorry a bit Sick)
Starring Hopalong Cassidy
who inadvertently mentioned
World War Two
don't mention-the Germans
or Jeg-the-peg (diddl-iddl-iddl-um)
with-his extra leg (diddl-iddl-iddl-um)
or Douglas Bader
Don't be cruel
but-we-can-mention Heather Mills
Dancing on ice
face-like a slapped-arse
chewing a wasp
nevertheless I mounted
the penny farthing
Sign of progression
for a session
in this recession
never noticed one