Marks and Spencer
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Marks and Spencer
went-to the-Linn-guru-in Leicester
saw-Spencer & Dorothy-Hughes-shopping
for orthopaedic pantyhose
to tie up
smart young men
touch the cloth
Mmmm... I smell
Something fishy here
said Irene to
the shoeshop manageress
whos sexual tendancies
are-more than shoes
veered worryingly toward
Plaster cast technology
Cynthia Plaster Caster?
with special inserts
& different size-collets
and long stiletto-heels
on knee-high boots
now you're talking
whilst I'm porking
a girl-in Dorking
wet and squelchy
enjoy the crackling
between yer teeth
Its all meat
and oozing fat
Like DD-TT upgraders
with their fancy
Undesirable rumble figures
:sofa:
inbetween the sheets
Where the action-starts
and juices flow
all over the-sheets
missed the target
Reducing your SPPV
to a mere
Ten cubic centimetres
High-end fling...
Khyber tossers convention
Mothers of Invention
schoolgirls get detention
not to mention
the sheer tension
of fishnet stockings
supporting the anchovies
pungent and salty
Death to anchovies!
Punish the pilchards!