big-bollocks they are
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big-bollocks they are
and cheesy, too!
scratch and sniff
If you wanna-wiff
smoke a spliff:peace:
of my Parmesan-encrusted
fat'but Deformed bell-end
causing a froth
round'his crusty japs-eye
Dirty Dick always
left skidmarks around
the elephant-n castle
another word for
itchy bottom syndrome
caused by insufficient
clearing of dingleberries
therefore this required
wirebrush & Dettol
applied vigorously to
Bleach the chocolate-starfish
rendering an aroma
of burning rubber
stirring your loins
of fresh crabs
via Morcombe bay
on-route to Wrexham
where Mad-Marco Boy
hangs them low
Swinging dangerously about
causing ball slap
and unusual rashes
Causing serious irritation
like sand in-a-condom
Yes in deedi
stiffy-in-a-nunnery
Flashing-to the Vicar
nun unfastens her
Black sus-penders
revealing her hairy
pussy-like creation
which vaguely resembled
A dishevelled monk-fish
With Spikey bollox
dangling like shrivelled
hedge hog earrings
All-of-a-sudden, Matilda
whipped-of her knickers
leaving a puddle
of fudge-in her-gusset
Jim licked eagerly