Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

for a dwarf

with three tits

a beard, and

David Crockett hat

:lolsign:

jauntily tilted toward

with meaningful intent

Very Intrest ing

that scab on

my bell end

formed due to

not enough lubricant

causing friction burns

around the urethral-meatus

oh my swollen-Bellend

creaming one off http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=3895

and the other

You mean this?

http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=3889

or perhaps this ?
http://www.alpha-geek.fr/public/Phot...tra_geek_m.jpg

Hahaha... Or this:

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4351/1044v.gif

dirty old man

with stained Mac

Un shit-stained gussett

dripping wet with

last nights curry

although they pretended

It-was sweet 'n' sour pork

it was actually

last nights curry

:scratch:

smeared over her

Big fat tits

swinging about merrily

Read to kill

by squashing yer

daddies straw hat

perched precariously on

Rudi's failed forum

Like Flat Earth

:lol:

and fart gas :lolsign:

Methaine rots da'brain

around in circles ;)

Just like here

http://theartofsound.net/forum/showt...6262#post86262

:rofl:

and there, and

there and there

without bothering about

her excessive sweating

whilst straddling a

Meat & two-veg

Then she fanny-farted...

Right-across my bollocks

is tattooed 'HONORIFICABILITUDINITATIBUS'