Originally Posted by
Pigmy Pony
I sometimes watch these "Road Wars" type police programmes, and despite the oft-mentioned police crackdowns on possession of knives, the culprits never seem get more than a police caution. I can see how that would strike fear into the hearts of these scumbags.
If I were in charge of making these decisions, I would arm all police officers - with scissors. Any scrote found wearing a hoodie without a valid gym membership would have it cut off on the spot.
The severed hoods could be donated to a deserving charity, either weighed in for cash or even made into bras for 3rd world countries.