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Fitted a large window in a new build yesterday, which should have taken me about 2 hours. Unfortunately the builder who provided the sizes appears to have fallen out with his tape measure, making it into a four hour job :( Much too hot a day for that kind of nonsense.
The builder's name is Miles - I wonder if it's the same guy my brother sometimes worked with, whose shocking surveys earned him the nickname "Miles too big, Miles too small".
What about the SCUM, posing as 'human' who left all their rubbish behind at the Bournemouth beach yesterday, and because the public toilets were closed, shat and pissed all over the place?
I'd say fucking animals, but that would be an insult to animals!!!:steam:
'Parking' [more like abandoning] cars on roundabouts and on pavements too, and making the roads totally unsafe. The feral fuckers just don't care about anyone or anything but themselves, so I really hope the government shut all the beaches to prevent that from happening again, as that's what they deserve! I feel sorry for the residents who live there and had to put up with that crap.
Just DISGRACEFUL behaviour and a sad reflection on 'humanity'....:rolleyes::rolleyes:
Marco.
The government and local authorities make all sorts of disapproving noises, yet do nothing! Despite having the powers.
I despair of what this country has become, and of the selfish behaviour of some of its populace.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
I'm becoming increasingly ashamed of my country of birth, and would consider emigrating - but I'm too old in the tooth for that now.
Indeed, and the moronic imbeciles [mostly young hooligans] in Glamorgan, Ogmore-by-Sea, yesterday were even worse!!:doh:
I'd have tasered the fuckers, or set dogs on them. Just SHUT all the beaches and enforce that with a guarded police presence - END OF - as quite clearly these rabid vermin are incapable of behaving themselves.
Marco.
One beach visitor told Sky new " Well we can't go no holiday so this is the next best thing " :doh:
The police have said they are expecting a 'summer of trouble'. Hope they've got enough attack dogs and rubber bullets.
Depends on the weather. If it turns wet and cool that'll be the end of it. You never see riots when it's cold and pissing it down.Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
So do they piss and shit on the beaches in Spain, too? I always knew there was something about the 'Torremolinos Experience' I was missing....Quote:
Originally Posted by Audio Al
Marco.
On the lunchtime news today the full horror of what these "people" left behind on Bournmouth beach was appalling, rubbish, clothes and towels and human waste. The council workers and volunteers were doing a brilliant job of cleaning the beach, they estimated 66 tons of rubbish would be removed. Brighton beach was left in a similar state. Do humans learn nothing. All these types seem to care about is when they can go down the pub and no doubt cause more misery to someone. Little wonder some other cultures view westerners as corrupt.
They're not human, though... It's just a pity that the 'Track & Trace' smartphone tech is a joke, as if it had been good enough, I'd have used it to identify who had visited Bournemouth beach yesterday, and issued every one of them with a £100 fine to pay towards the cost of clearing up their SHITE [literally].Quote:
Originally Posted by Ian7633
You wonder what kind of 'homes' these folk live in?:rolleyes:
Marco.
The nasty shits the lot of them. They all should catch Covid-19 and die!
S.
Well, that might be slightly extreme, how about just digging a hole in the sand and burying each one up to their necks and let the crabs pick them to bits at night....
If they were chucked onto a remote island with not enough food, they'll do that to each other... then eat the crabs
I bet you'd find a few 'crabs' under those sweaty swimsuits...:spew:
Marco.
I wonder where this will go? If at all!
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/...104710662.html
:lol::lol::lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Just watched some woman member of the clergy on the news, she ended nearly every sentence with "going forward". If I'd been there, I'd have told her to shut up! She sounded idiotic.
yeah I bet Jesus never used management speak. Or maybe he did but when he realised the apostles were all sat around playing bullshit bingo he knocked it off.
Well, 'in the clear light of day', I can tell you that kind of crap gets right on my tits!! :guns:
yeah, well, going forward, ;) we need more of this kind of thread:ner:Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
No I think we should park it for now.
You have tit's how novel 38 DD ? :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
with hindsight you may be right.. maybe our spin doctor could tell us moreQuote:
Originally Posted by Macca
I can smell your pits! When did you last wash them?:eyebrows:
Marco.
:booty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Audio Al
I bet she started every sentence with "So". :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
:)
That should carry the death penalty.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
At the end of the day.. you go to bed
Unless you work nights. As a key stakeholder.
Based in your synergistic silo.
It's quite possible to create a whole speech using waffle, gobbledegook and jargon and convincingly end up saying nothing! :)
"Darling, take a note of the word 'Gobbledegook'. I like it. I want to use it more often in conversation."
Gen Melchett
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What about if she says: "SO what if your cock is only six inches long - I'll live with it". You must've heard that before and been ok with it?:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Macca
Marco.
if she says that then she has not been true to you :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
'What's the matter with you? You're screwing like a Chinaman!'Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
Ha - not while there are still things that 'buzz'!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by struth
Marco.
Put me out of my misery - who said that? jack Nicholson?Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
And a little more blue sky thinking to facilitate our team building strategy.Quote:
Originally Posted by struth
Then we should be able to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
yes, as JJ Gittes in 'Chinatown.' I just watched it last week so it came to mind.
My absolute most hated is when someone says "reach out"... I usually send them this
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content...tachment-1.png
Love graphs me...
(be happier if I found a different example to be fair...but point made)
https://i.imgur.com/dSlklql.jpg
Brilliant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex_UK
:lol::lol::lol: That's got my day off to a good start, love it! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex_UK
Of course it was - great film. been on my planner for a month now, must get round to watching it againQuote:
Originally Posted by Macca
A favourite of mine:Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
https.//youtu.be/uLtb314cpaM
Damn. Didn't work for some reason
Give me the full title of whatever it is you're trying to link to and I'll sort it for you:)
Marco.
:eek: 07.40 :eek: what happened , Did you wet the bed ?:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco