and his elephant
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and his elephant
comes in pints
Very tasty pints
big head bitter
Jap's-eye Jolly Juice
wing for wong
showz yer wang-er
joint of pork
willy wonka didn't
play with plonka
Are you sure
check for 'protrusions'
or else you'll
forget your bike
but it's yellow
so paint it
with green spots
you have spots?
No they're dots
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis hepaticocholangiocholecystenterostomies floccinaucinihilipilification
see the doctor
an incompetent alcoholic
Very smelly man
dirty Trench coat
cheese infested socks
a nice Welsh
rat infested pants
with rancid skidmarks
Horrid BO too
on the Tarmac
Rubbing back/fourth
Wasn't it third? :D
[I presume that you meant back/forth, daftee?] ;)
No! A turd
steaming and stinking
floating and winking
[[I presume that you meant back/forth, daftee?] ;)[/QUOTE]
Yay, I officially get Daftee status :) ;)
swimming whilst swinging
ooh! ahh! ooh!
cried the art-mistress
why shave shit?
Remains a turd
whether boiled, fried
or by decapitation
savoury jobby fritters
with jobby sauce
With booby undertones.......
slapping my cheeks
around and around
like a fat-bottomed
girl, singing a