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Love it! :lol:
I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. It's true. I saw it with my own eyes.
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Originally Posted by anthonyTD
Nottingham Fish and Chip shop: "The Cod's Scallops"!
Family Carpet Fitters: "Walter Wall Carpets"!
Geoff
I dreamt I'd written The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings. My wife told me I was Tolkien in my sleep.
Bought my friend a fridge for Christmas. Should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
Many years ago, I married a widow, who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter. My father eventually married her without my authorisation.
As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law. My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's mother. This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.
As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Also, it appears that I am my wife's grandchild.
A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle. My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.
In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the answer to the following query: Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother fulfil the requirements for receiving childcare benefit?
I got mugged at the station yesterday and when I went to help with a photofit ID it came out looking just like me.
The policeman asked me where I was at 5pm yesterday. I told him I was at the station.
He said, "This isn't looking good for you..."
There was a blind skunk who fell in love with a fart.
How many audiophiles does it take to change a light bulb?
Just 1, but it takes over 100 to comment about how much better the original bulb is.