smelt like fish
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smelt like fish
Therefore, I devoured
her fruity spangle
tangy and succulent
like warthog cordwangle
only less filling
She said yes...
I said no...
She said stop
and I said...
shut-it and open
Before getting cold
yes! Yes! YES!
came the cry
fisherman's pussy pie
...then she sighed
eating a chunk
of her tampon
clagnuts and chocolate
clots 'n' jelly
in my welly
floppy, flabby belly
Stucky sucky wuck
The egg man
fertilised her ovaries
with his special
rod of meat
although sadly vegeterian
Accompanying horrendous farts
a rubber aubergine
was incorrectly inserted
to Martian standards
you twist it
And shout out
Here's a big'n
Oh! bugger me!
With a Cucumber
make a salad
from brain matter
add some Nigella
Oh yes please
asparagus on toast
Cake in bed
whilst eating chocolate
and her buns
dribbling with juice
Over and over
hurry up harry!
William's on route
Don't forget Derek!