Big bloody Cucumber
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Big bloody Cucumber
you've got there
Shove that banana
up Claudette's quim
near the rim
itchy and weeping
on the floor
murder? is it
Oh yes, certainly
Bagsie the spleen
served with chips
and intestinal gas
with bile-duct gravy
and colonic slather
lumpy stagnating dross
with suppurating effluent
Dried up pooh
Magic white turds
That taste yuk
some enjoy them
True but why?
their aromatic tang
and stifling odour
Better than salad
That's not hard
like your willy
flaccid and shrivelled
It's Simon Templar
saint or sinner?
swinger or minger?
very tight flange
Taking some meat
dirty old man
What a treat
her stinky feet
slap some meat
on her boobs
Hopefully not moobs
No they're hairy
She likes cream
Drinking it down
like man's milk
Blinking steep hills
between her breasts
i placed some
crispy Wiltshire ham
inside her sleeve
where I discovered
A warty cyst
Tasted like chicken