Tell Me Something............Anything!

I'll just learn them by trial and error but it will mess with visitor's heads.

And their arses presumably

Err - don't. I spent some time in Japan, and their loos take time to get used to. The spray flush is OK, but the 'warm seat' setting I switched off, as it felt as though someone had recently sat on the loo.

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Originally Posted by struth

i did think about that but im told they are safe. ah i hear you say 'they would say that' and who's around to argue:D

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This bloke. But he bought the mk. 1 model, I'm sure the mk. 2 will be fine :)

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...HWhiQ&usqp=CAU

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Originally Posted by Macca

when I get the house renovated I'm getting one of those Japanese bogs that plays music and does a fountain display.

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If you plumb in your spare Krell and add a sub, that should get things moving :)

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Err - don't. I spent some time in Japan, and their loos take time to get used to. The spray flush is OK, but the 'warm seat' setting I switched off, as it felt as though someone had recently sat on the loo.

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I agree, I don't want a bog that feels recently vacated.

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Originally Posted by Macca

I want the Japanese writing on the buttons, you've got to have that.

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Be nice to have audible instructions in Japanese too. What's the Japanese for "Hurry up there's a queue outside"? Or "Please stop, I'm working down here".

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Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony

Be nice to have audible instructions in Japanese too. What's the Japanese for "Hurry up there's a queue outside"? Or "Please stop, I'm working down here".

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急いで外に行列があります

There is a line outside in a hurry... followed by GTF;)

which also brings back memories of nurse by derek and clive:D