Hmmmmm

[Norbert Colon]

I have to say hello do I? Who make these rules?

Well hello yer shower of baastards :ner:

[Techno Commander]

Wotcha! :)

[retro]

I have to say hello do I? Who make these rules?

Well hello yer shower of baastards :ner:

:ner: to you too;welcome

[Reid Malenfant]

What an intro 3097

All the best :eyebrows:

[Welder]

You aint got the half of it mate :doh:
You gotta say a bit about the rubbish you listen to and what you do it on……….and post pics if you can :eek:
Then they want to know where you live so if you misbehave they can come round and sort you out.
Thankfully everybody appears to be too pissed to get off the couch never mind anything else so get stuck in :lolsign:

[Jonboy]

Hello Mr Anus

[Ali Tait]

:lolsign:

[ourdogmax]

Be very careful Mr Colon, or Marco will send the boys round.:laugh:

[Norbert Colon]

You aint got the half of it mate :doh:
You gotta say a bit about the rubbish you listen to and what you do it on……….and post pics if you can :eek:
Then they want to know where you live so if you misbehave they can come round and sort you out.
Thankfully everybody appears to be too pissed to get off the couch never mind anything else so get stuck in :lolsign:


I've got batter things to do that waste my time banging on about record players with a bunch of young whippersnappers.

my kit survived the blitz and it's still better than all yours. here's it is. that's alfie. sadly he's dead now. he didn't hear the lorry coming, he was deaf as a fucking post.



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[Marco]

Well, you could at least have shome bloody manners and tell ush what frilly 'ensemble' you've shlipped into today :eyebrows:

Marco.

[Jonboy]

Norbert Colon is an occasional character in the British (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom) comic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic), Viz (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viz_(comics)).
Norbert Colon debuted in 1985, an early creation of Simon Thorp, who would later become part of the Viz editorial team. He is a wretched and ugly looking old man who, being an extreme miser (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miser), goes to ludicrous extremes to save money.
He is described as being "as tight as a gnat's chuff"; but in his own words, "I'm careful, that's all".
For example, in one strip, Norbert Colon sees a pair of shoes in a charity shop (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charity_shop) for 2-pence. He promptly goes home, saws off his legs and sells his limbs to a meat factory for use in pies. Norbert gets paid 2-pence for his dismembered legs, and - rolling himself around on a makeshift skateboard - he goes back to the charity shop and buys the boots. Apparently, Norbert's annual budget is only 10 pence.
His first two appearances were both full length layouts. His first strip set the tone, with Colon beating up a charity collector and watching his teabag collapse after 127 uses. The second was a spoof of A Christmas Carol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Christmas_Carol) by Charles Dickens (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Dickens), with Colon as Ebenezer Scrooge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebenezer_Scrooge). (The story ends with Colon cooking Tiny Tim and serving him to the Cratchits (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Cratchit) in place of a Christmas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas) Turkey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey).)
A 2007 strip found Norbert passing a butcher's shop window and admiring the cow's tongue for sale, but unwilling to pay the (perfectly reasonable) price for it. To be able to eat tongue without paying for it, he went home and cut off his own tongue, then ate it ... and discovered he was unable to taste it.
A similarly themed story, but more childlike, called Jasper The Grasper (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jasper_The_Grasper&action=edit&redlink=1) appeared in Cor!! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cor!!) in the 1970s.

[Marco]

Indeed. Given the contents of my last post, it should also be noted that 'Norbert' is a friend of mine, and so will appreciate the joke! ;)

Marco.

[Norbert Colon]

Well, you could at least have shome bloody manners and tell ush what frilly 'ensemble' you've shlipped into today :eyebrows:

Marco.


Am wearin

Oh bugger, just pissed aggen

[WAD62]

Am wearin

Oh bugger, just pissed aggen

Good nipper joke well told youth...

But thous gonna havta graft on yer northen patta a lal bit mare...

Aggen? Aggen?....try Agin

I suspect you're more from "up't north Landan"

[Dave Hewitt]

Hi Marco,
It seems you are afriend of Norberts,is he Scottish Mc Colon or Italian Coloni?;)

[Marco]

Lol - you know him very well, too! :lol:

He likes his '70s sounds' ;)

Marco.