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Barry
01-05-2024, 06:55
11C and foggy (for a change). The grass needs cutting, so I hope the rain holds off.

CageyH
01-05-2024, 07:07
It is a bank holiday here today,
12 degrees and cloudy. Looks like rain is due any time soon.

I also need to cut the grass, and tidy up the wooded area. No chance today in my opinion.

Pigmy Pony
01-05-2024, 07:55
It is a bank holiday here today,
12 degrees and cloudy. Looks like rain is due any time soon.

I also need to cut the grass, and tidy up the wooded area. No chance today in my opinion.

Yeah, just play some tunes while you wait to see if it does rain :) Works for me.

rmcin626
01-05-2024, 11:32
15c was nice and sunny but very cloudy rain due

Alex_UK
01-05-2024, 11:50
A very pleasant 19c, sunny intervals and a gentle breeze - washing on the line so will undoubtedly rain...

Barry
01-05-2024, 15:43
19C and a beautiful sunny day with a clear blue sky. Cut the grass which was actually a pleasant task, rather than a chore.

Macca
01-05-2024, 17:19
cloudy here mostly but it was pretty mild and hardly a breeze. Had a bit of a downpour about 1630 but only a few minutes of it.

Barry
01-05-2024, 17:38
cloudy here mostly but it was pretty mild and hardly a breeze. Had a bit of a downpour about 1630 but only a few minutes of it.

Did it spoil the washing hanging out to dry?

Macca
01-05-2024, 18:54
Did it spoil the washing hanging out to dry?

Don't know - I was at work on an industrial estate at the time. Not much washing hanging out there.

Barry
01-05-2024, 19:13
Oops - was referring to Alex's washing, but in a moment of senility thought they were yours. :doh:

Alex_UK
01-05-2024, 22:02
Happy to report that the washing dried successfully! Weather looking good for the next few days down here, although of course it turns to rat shit for the bank holiday on Monday…

Barry
02-05-2024, 05:54
11C and cloudy.

Rained last night around 23:00, and there was a distant clap of thunder earlier this morning around 04:00.

Will be off to vote in about an hour's time.

rmcin626
02-05-2024, 08:36
14c and clear this morning

CageyH
02-05-2024, 09:22
I am happy to report that I listened to a lot of music yesterday.

Macca
02-05-2024, 17:21
like summer today had to put the aircon on.

One day only though, back to cold and rain tomorrow.

rmcin626
03-05-2024, 07:47
A sunny 13c so far

Alex_UK
03-05-2024, 08:30
After two beautiful days of sunny spells and nudging the 20’s we’re back to 11c and heavy rain. Forecast for the BH weekend was looking ok but now looks typical…. Tomorrow morning might be the only window of opportunity for some much needed garden maintenance.

Barry
03-05-2024, 09:19
9C and spitting with rain. :doh:

Pigmy Pony
03-05-2024, 09:57
Wall to wall grey skies here, but no rain forecast until teatime.

Macca
03-05-2024, 16:36
cloudy all day, then that fine rain that soaks you through, and now a proper downpour.

Still, it's a long weekend which is welcome regardless of the weather.

Barry
04-05-2024, 07:26
10C and cloudy.

Pigmy Pony
04-05-2024, 07:52
Similar here, but with rain. Looks like we'll have this all day.

Macca
04-05-2024, 08:01
There'll be no weather here today. No sun, no wind, no rain. High of 13C.

Need to go out and buy a new pair of trainers so it's helpful that it's staying dry, it's a six mile round trip.

Used to be a sports shop in the town by me but it's long gone.

Barry
04-05-2024, 08:53
There'll be no weather here today. No sun, no wind, no rain. High of 13C.

Need to go out and buy a new pair of trainers so it's helpful that it's staying dry, it's a six mile round trip.

Used to be a sports shop in the town by me but it's long gone.

No doubt now it's a coffee shop, a charity shop, or a tattoo parlour. :doh:

rmcin626
04-05-2024, 09:05
11c and cloudy so far

Alex_UK
04-05-2024, 09:10
15c and sunny intervals, no rain now predicted until Monday so looks like I have no excuse for not doing the gardening.

Macca
04-05-2024, 09:24
No doubt now it's a coffee shop, a charity shop, or a tattoo parlour. :doh:

It became a discount clothes shop and now I think it's just closed altogether.

But if you want a tattoo then you're spoiled for choice.

We do have a catalogue returns shop which used to be excellent, got some Rockports there for less than half price. But now it just seems to have complete tat. No-name brands and outsize stuff like keks with a 50 inch waist.

Pigmy Pony
04-05-2024, 09:41
It became a discount clothes shop and now I think it's just closed altogether.

But if you want a tattoo then you're spoiled for choice.

We do have a catalogue returns shop which used to be excellent, got some Rockports there for less than half price. But now it just seems to have complete tat. No-name brands and outsize stuff like keks with a 50 inch waist.

Interesting - do you have a phone number for them :)

Macca
04-05-2024, 11:59
Couldn't be arsed to go all the way out to the retail park so went into town on the off chance the catalogue returns place had something.

And it's closed down and up for sale. Will probably become student accommodation like everything else round here seems to.

Or it could become a really big tattoo shop.

Bloody freezing out. No way it's 12C. I mean it's like winter. Can't recall a May where it was this cold. Rainy, gloomy, yes, but not chilly.

Macca
05-05-2024, 09:22
Like a summer's day today.

No wind, sunny, quite warm.

Alex_UK
05-05-2024, 09:38
Lovely here too, had a few mending jobs to do so sat outside with the glue (didn’t sniff any) and it was really nice. Set to hit 20c but rain still incoming tomorrow.

rmcin626
05-05-2024, 09:49
A cloudy 13c

Macca
05-05-2024, 10:42
Took advantage of the warm and dry weather to wash out the wheelie bin.

That's enough jobs for today I think. I might do another one tomorrow. Then again I might not.

Pigmy Pony
06-05-2024, 06:24
Pleasant enough morning, the sun's just come out. I'll leave it to warm up a bit, then paint the bits of my neighbour's fence he couldn't reach. Because I'm nice like that :)

Barry
06-05-2024, 07:37
Pleasant enough morning, the sun's just come out. I'll leave it to warm up a bit, then paint the bits of my neighbour's fence he couldn't reach. Because I'm nice like that :)

What will you play whilst you are doing the painting? "Paint it Black" perhaps?

Macca
06-05-2024, 07:44
How about 'The Colour Of Spring'?

Seeing as spring now finally seems to have started.

Macca
06-05-2024, 07:45
Sunny here too but according to the forecast it won't last past lunchtime. The rain wants a go again.

rmcin626
06-05-2024, 07:47
12c and dry at the moment

dave2010
06-05-2024, 09:02
Dull and dry right now. Supposed to get to 16C later - probably 14C right now. Visibility clearing.

Still pretty yuk though. This year seems a complete bummer so far.

Barry
06-05-2024, 09:21
13C and raining - it's a Bank Holiday after all!

Macca
06-05-2024, 10:52
Sun has gone in here now as it's getting hazy, but I managed to get an hour in stood on the front step.

Think it will take more than that though to make a dent on my winter pallor.

dave2010
06-05-2024, 11:24
Is it just me, or is the weather/climate particularly dreadful this year?

Thoroughly p'd off!

Macca
06-05-2024, 12:24
It's stayed cold for a longer time than usual that's true.

Last year was a total wash-out, I think we had one decent week. I think it's rained a little less so far this year than last, but it's still rained a lot.

Barry
06-05-2024, 12:28
It's a Bank Holiday! It always rains on a Bank Holiday - that's the law. :D

Macca
06-05-2024, 12:57
It's a Bank Holiday! It always rains on a Bank Holiday - that's the law. :D

You're right of course it is the law. We've not had ours yet but the forecast is showing a 50% chance over the next three hours.

Next week looks pretty good. Low on actual sunshine, but 16/17C and no wind.

Pigmy Pony
06-05-2024, 13:36
It's stayed cold for a longer time than usual that's true.

Last year was a total wash-out, I think we had one decent week. I think it's rained a little less so far this year than last, but it's still rained a lot.

We had a couple of good days beginning of September last year. I know because I was camping, and the weather while camping is kind of important.

There was some daft bint on the telly the other day, calls herself 'the aspara-mancer' She chucks a handful of asparagus spears onto a table, and depending how they point she can predict stuff. She reckoned we're on for an Indian Summer. I wonder how much they paid her.

She also predicts that the general election will happen in August-ish. And that Starmer won't be leading the Labour Party by then.

Here she is predicting something else. Was she right? Did Harry and Meghan have twins? Do we care?


https://youtu.be/fsJxKUhXn9c

Macca
06-05-2024, 13:42
We had a couple of good days beginning of September last year. I know because I was camping, and the weather while camping is kind of important.

There was some daft bint on the telly the other day, calls herself 'the aspara-mancer' She chucks a handful of asparagus spears onto a table, and depending how they point she can predict stuff. She reckoned we're on for an Indian Summer. I wonder how much they paid her.

She also predicts that the general election will happen in August-ish. And that Starmer won't be leading the Labour Party by then.

Here she is predicting something else. Was she right? Did Harry and Meghan have twins? Do we care?


https://youtu.be/fsJxKUhXn9c

They can never predict anything useful like winning lottery numbers or horses can they?

Although I suppose if there are any that can then they're already living a life of luxury somewhere, not scraping a few bob from doing the odd slot on TV.

Barry
06-05-2024, 16:44
Well it has stopped raining now, not that it bothered me - I have just spent the last couple of hours wall mounting a TV.

Barry
06-05-2024, 16:53
There was some daft bint on the telly the other day, calls herself 'the aspara-mancer' She chucks a handful of asparagus spears onto a table, and depending how they point she can predict stuff.


That's as reliable as studying chicken entrails - the ancient Greeks and Romans were doing that centuries ago with equally random success. :doh:

A waste of asparagus if you ask me

Pigmy Pony
07-05-2024, 06:04
Dry again this morning, and predicted to be a bit warmer too. I got the fence painting done yesterday, and that should have been enough for now, but no - she wants the grass cutting, and there are some tip runs as well. Will it ever end?

Pigmy Pony
07-05-2024, 06:06
That's as reliable as studying chicken entrails - the ancient Greeks and Romans were doing that centuries ago with equally random success. :doh:

A waste of asparagus if you ask me

By studying chicken entrails I could probably predict that we're having chicken tonight for tea :)

rmcin626
07-05-2024, 08:19
A cloudy 11c this morning

Barry
07-05-2024, 08:39
14C with bright sunshine! :) :)

Will however be inside continuing with the decorating.

Alex_UK
07-05-2024, 09:36
16c and sunny, slight chance of a shower this afternoon but risking the washing on the line. [emoji846]

Macca
07-05-2024, 18:08
Sun wasn't on the forecast but we got some anyway this afternoon. Bit chilly early morning but it warmed up by about 1100.

Barry
08-05-2024, 09:01
Only 9C, but it's a lovely sunny day nonetheless.

dave2010
08-05-2024, 10:03
Only 9C, but it's a lovely sunny day nonetheless.Interesting how we seem to like sun, even if the air temperature is low - sun bright enough to cast shadows. Complete grey overhead day after day gets depressing, IMO.

rmcin626
08-05-2024, 11:47
15c and dry so far

Macca
08-05-2024, 17:09
21C here, been warm and sunny all day.

Barry
08-05-2024, 17:35
Same here.

Despite still being in the middle of decorating my partner's flat, I managed to get out for about an hour for a breath of fresh air.

Barry
09-05-2024, 10:01
18C, and a beautiful sunny day! :) :)

rmcin626
09-05-2024, 11:23
A dull 15c so far

Pigmy Pony
09-05-2024, 15:16
Perfect today. Next to no wind. plenty of sunshine, and warm without being uncomfortable. May is my favourite month of the year :)

Macca
09-05-2024, 17:32
Another good day here, 21C, sun cracking the flags.

Alex_UK
09-05-2024, 17:44
Still 21c out there, now going for a kick about with my son - see you later if I am still alive!

Alex_UK
09-05-2024, 17:45
(I mean football, before someone calls Childline!) :lol: )

Barry
09-05-2024, 21:39
Went out for dinner (at a Turkish restaurant specialising in Anatolian cuisine) at 19:15. It was still light and was warm enough for me not to need a jacket. :)

Barry
10-05-2024, 06:30
13C, and another lovely sunny day!

rmcin626
10-05-2024, 06:43
A bright 12c this morning

Macca
10-05-2024, 17:02
21C here not a cloud in the sky all day. It's just like living in California - except without the decent food.

Anyway it's Friday night, the greatest of all the nights. Just cracked open an ice cold can of wife beater, been promising myself that all day.

rmcin626
11-05-2024, 08:35
A very nice 16c this morning

Pigmy Pony
11-05-2024, 08:44
Getting very warm out there. 6.30am saw me painting the garden table/chairs and some fence panels, and now I have that behind me I can spend the rest of the day doing as I please :) What to do, what to do...

Alex_UK
11-05-2024, 09:03
18c but clouded over at the mo, good opportunity to take the pooch for a walk before it burns off.

Macca
11-05-2024, 09:09
sunny again - and warm.

Next week not looking so good but suppose we can't complain, still early in the season.

Sometimes we don't see the sun at all here until July.

Barry
11-05-2024, 10:53
17C and sunny.

Yesterday was perfect and it looks like today will be just as good.

rmcin626
11-05-2024, 10:57
Up to 20c now bit of cloud about

dave2010
11-05-2024, 13:40
At last a nice day - pleasantly sunny and warm.

Managed to get the robot lawn mower going over the last few days, so the front is starting to look tidier, and just mowed the back lawn - which is currently not "robotized".
It'd be good if the nice spell lasts long enough to really enjoy it - not just catch up on "doing things" - but the forecast for here doesn't seem to go that far.

rmcin626
12-05-2024, 08:01
A bit of a change this morning , 15c and cloudy

Pigmy Pony
12-05-2024, 09:06
Another warm and sunny day. Taking the bikes out shortly, for an ice cream at PuddleDucks tea rooms, Dunsop Bridge. Nice part of the world :)

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipOF1Xh--NfJZO1mq0kKVQN26p6GhCgvJ3zHaYfK=s680-w680-h510

Macca
12-05-2024, 09:20
Overcast here, not as warm as yesterday morning, only 17C

Supposed to get to 23C later...but it's going to rain too.

Barry
12-05-2024, 09:27
Nothing crap about the weather here: 18C and bright sunshine. Might get up to 25C later on.

dave2010
12-05-2024, 10:28
Reverted to crapness today. Yesterday was really nice. Dullish - slightly overcast. Thunderstorms forecast - with rain - and around 20C. Seems dry so far.

Tried to go out to see aurora last night - but no show - maybe it's my eyesight! Sadly someone managed to get photos and see it a mile or two from here, but we drove almost 80 miles [round trip] north, and saw nothing.

Did anyone else get to see it?

Barry
12-05-2024, 11:00
Reverted to crapness today. Yesterday was really nice. Dullish - slightly overcast. Thunderstorms forecast - with rain - and around 20C. Seems dry so far.

Tried to go out to see aurora last night - but no show - maybe it's my eyesight! Sadly someone managed to get photos and see it a mile or two from here, but we drove almost 80 miles [round trip] north, and saw nothing.

Did anyone else get to see it?

I didn't see it either. The aurora is a capricious beast. Years ago I made a special trip to Iceland to see it, but initially to no avail - I had almost given up when one night I came out of the restaurant, looked up to see the most marvellous display. Had it not been so cold I would have stayed out for longer!

Macca
12-05-2024, 11:14
Too much light pollution here. Surprised we can still see the moon, that's about all you can see though.

dave2010
12-05-2024, 11:40
Apparently it was visible from Sheffield - I'd have thought the light pollution would be high there - but seems it was visible.

Here is a shot - apparently from Wales - https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/gallery/northern-lights-dazzle-above-wales-29152882

Macca
12-05-2024, 11:58
Apparently it was visible from Sheffield - I'd have thought the light pollution would be high there - but seems it was visible.

Here is a shot - apparently from Wales - https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/gallery/northern-lights-dazzle-above-wales-29152882

In fairness I can walk about half a mile down to the posh end and there you can see Venus and occasionally Mars if it's a clear night. But I'm right on the edge of town so it's lit up like Las Vegas.

They've almost finished building two massive apartment blocks which will have a light in every window and all their grounds and car parks lit up too. Probably be able to see them from space.

Macca
12-05-2024, 12:03
where my mother lives in Liverpool, it's the opposite. Hardly any street lights and the few that exist are really dim. This is a 1930s suburb I'm talking about, not out in the sticks.

You can barely see where you're putting your feet. Last time I was there I saw people using torches.

Alex_UK
12-05-2024, 12:08
Car thermometer says 24.5c - BBC Weather app says we should be at around 21c but definitely feels hotter than that.

Went out with daughter last night to see the Northern Lights about midnight, but nothing doing (apart from me falling into a ditch full of thorns and stinging nettles!) although people in the village saw them on Friday. News article said the magnetic field dropped last night although did pick up in the early hours, and there may be a chance again tonight.

dave2010
12-05-2024, 13:02
Somewhat annoyingly I found this -

https://www.bbc.co.uk/weatherwatchers/report/cdd9b730-a464-4ffe-846a-5ce7ed2d516c/

We were out at the time, but went north rather than east.

So there was a display somewhere not too far away.

Alex_UK
12-05-2024, 13:26
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cglv53402mko

Barry
12-05-2024, 13:30
It's reached 22C, which is hot enough for me.

Oddball
12-05-2024, 14:28
Beautiful - I cant get enough of this

Macca
12-05-2024, 19:48
Thunderstorms here, with heavy rain.

Pigmy Pony
12-05-2024, 20:03
Same here, and a bit cooler too. I hadn't quite got used to the warmer temps, it was all a bit sudden. Ok in the daytime, but this house holds onto the warmth like a giant storage heater and gets uncomfortable at night.

Alex_UK
12-05-2024, 20:14
Still sat in the garden in shorts, have put a jacket on though as now 14c. Listening to some chilled tunes with a glass of Rioja and hoping to see some Northern Lights as supposed to be clear, but most likely I’ll just fall asleep and wake up at 3am with hypothermia.

Pigmy Pony
13-05-2024, 06:25
After all the thunder and bouncing-heavy rain of yesterday evening, we're now back to sunshine and next to no breeze. And looks set to stay like this all day. Think I'll go have me posh coffee at my newly-repainted garden table/bench, and try not to feel too smug about all the commuters :D

rmcin626
13-05-2024, 07:52
Lots of thunder and lightning last night and heavy rain, dry at the moment 14c.

Barry
13-05-2024, 09:12
16C and cloudy.

Alex_UK
13-05-2024, 09:34
Cloud breaking now and up to 20c.

Barry
13-05-2024, 10:55
Now 'improved' to 17C and mostly cloudy.

Macca
13-05-2024, 17:08
no sun today and the wind is back too. Been spitting since about 1600 but no proper rain yet.

Barry
14-05-2024, 06:13
14C and raining.

We can expect rain every day this week and through into the next! :(

rmcin626
14-05-2024, 07:50
14c and still raining after a very wet night

Macca
14-05-2024, 17:09
rain this morning then dried up, but we've not seen the sun.

Barry
15-05-2024, 07:41
14C and partly cloudy.

There was a little rain yesterday afternoon - enough to discourage me from cleaning the car. At least it's keeping the grass nice and green. ;)

rmcin626
15-05-2024, 07:51
After a wet night 15c this morning

Alex_UK
15-05-2024, 10:22
16c and rain on and off - forecast to be a bit brighter and drier this afternoon

Macca
15-05-2024, 17:47
dull all day then sun came out about 1700.

Barry
16-05-2024, 06:52
11C and a bit foggy. Need to go out later, but will have to choose the time carefully as short, but heavy, thunderstorms are forecast.

Pigmy Pony
16-05-2024, 07:03
lenty of blue skies and sunshine here this morning, and warmish too. This week has not been nearly as wet as was forecast, not in the daytime anyway. And I don't care about the heavy rain/thunderstorms in the evenings and nighttime, best time for them.

Garden's loving it too, there are flowers appearing that I didn't know we had. Anita must have been secret garden centring ;)

Alex_UK
16-05-2024, 08:46
14c and raining, quite heavy but might ease later.

rmcin626
16-05-2024, 09:07
A cloudy 15c

dave2010
16-05-2024, 09:34
Yesterday was lovely. Today has reverted to boring and dull. It's dry, and warm enough - 16 C rising to 19C later. Hopefully the promised sunshine will come out this afternon.

Pigmy Pony
16-05-2024, 15:31
Stayed warm with hazy sun all day, with just the odd spot of rain, not enough to wet anything.

So I spent much of the day filling an 8-yard skip with assorted crap from under my car port (much of it stuff I'd kept because it looked like it could be used for something). So I've been really ruthless today - as the skip cost me 300 quid I'm going to fill every little bit of it.

rmcin626
16-05-2024, 15:40
Now a sunny 20c

Macca
16-05-2024, 17:19
Torrential rain since about 1100. Floods all over. Set to continue until midnight.

Tomorrow looks pretty good. Warm, no wind, and sunny in the afternoon. Plus it's Friday.

Barry
16-05-2024, 18:10
Stayed warm with hazy sun all day, with just the odd spot of rain, not enough to wet anything.

So I spent much of the day filling an 8-yard skip with assorted crap from under my car port (much of it stuff I'd kept because it looked like it could be used for something). So I've been really ruthless today - as the skip cost me 300 quid I'm going to fill every little bit of it.

Is that the going rate? Is an "8-yard skip" small, medium, or large?

I think I could fill an 8-yard skip with all the junk at the back of my garage and what is up in the loft.

Pigmy Pony
16-05-2024, 18:43
Is that the going rate? Is an "8-yard skip" small, medium, or large?

I think I could fill an 8-yard skip with all the junk at the back of my garage and what is up in the loft.

6 yarder.

https://www.skiphireuk.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Skip-Sizes-3D_6-yard-600x328.png

8 yarder.

https://www.skiphireuk.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Skip-Sizes-3D_8-yard-600x328.png

They may also be available in 2-, 4- and 12-yard versions.

If you get on well with your neighbours, one way to save a bit of money is to see if he has any crap he needs to be rid of, and "sell" him a bit of your skip space. I've done that with mates on a few occasions :)

Barry
16-05-2024, 18:46
Thanks Steve, I think a 6 yarder would be sufficient.

Pigmy Pony
16-05-2024, 19:06
I'm probably stating the obvious but best to start with the little stuff, and finish with big items on top. Important to avoid voids :)

Macca
16-05-2024, 20:26
And don't forget - 'No Fires'

Barry
17-05-2024, 06:25
11C and bright sunshine. :)

Pigmy Pony
17-05-2024, 06:51
Bit grey here but should brighten up soon. Good enough to get the bike out, but I'll wait until the rush hour has passed.

rmcin626
17-05-2024, 08:12
A sunny 15c so far

Alex_UK
17-05-2024, 08:17
17c and sunny spells, light winds and no rain forecast until tea time, so shouldn’t have to use the tumble dryer…

Pigmy Pony
17-05-2024, 13:55
17c and sunny spells, light winds and no rain forecast until tea time, so shouldn’t have to use the tumble dryer…

If it does rain try hanging your laundry in front of your speakers while playing your Air CDs. You never know, it might work...:)

Alex_UK
17-05-2024, 14:04
:lol:

Barry
17-05-2024, 16:25
It's been a lovely day today. 20C, blue sky with just a few white fluffy clouds.

It almost made cutting the grass a pleasure.

Macca
17-05-2024, 16:55
fabulous weather today, can't fault it.

rmcin626
18-05-2024, 07:20
15c and sunny this morning

Alex_UK
18-05-2024, 10:47
18c and sunny intervals. Just dropped my daughter off at Aldeburgh, for the start of her Duke of Edinburgh practice expedition and saw the sculpture “Scallop” for the first time - a tribute to Benjamin Britten who lived there.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240518/95260738928172c5daec1634b8b2b943.jpg

https://artuk.org/discover/stories/maggi-hamblings-scallop - apparently the artist wants people to interact with it as a seat or a shelter and make love under it. I’ll see what my wife thinks of the idea.

rmcin626
18-05-2024, 11:47
A very pleasant 20c

Macca
18-05-2024, 11:50
18c and sunny intervals. Just dropped my daughter off at Aldeburgh, for the start of her Duke of Edinburgh practice expedition and saw the sculpture “Scallop” for the first time - a tribute to Benjamin Britten who lived there.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240518/95260738928172c5daec1634b8b2b943.jpg

https://artuk.org/discover/stories/maggi-hamblings-scallop - apparently the artist wants people to interact with it as a seat or a shelter and make love under it. I’ll see what my wife thinks of the idea.

All that gravel might introduce complications.

Alex_UK
18-05-2024, 11:54
All that gravel might introduce complications.

Good point - I’ll pack a picnic blanket, maybe even a whole picnic, a waste of time and fuel to go there just for 30 seconds!

Barry
18-05-2024, 14:29
Under those conditions a true gentleman would allow his partner to go on top! ;)

But by all means take a picnic hamper, especially if you suffer from ejaculatio preacox. :D

Macca
18-05-2024, 14:34
Under those conditions a true gentleman would allow his partner to go on top! ;)

But by all means take a picnic hamper, especially if you suffer from ejaculatio preacox. :D

You'll want penicillin for that. Won't shift on its own.

Barry
18-05-2024, 14:37
:doh: Penicillin will do nothing for premature ejaculation.

Macca
18-05-2024, 14:44
:doh: Penicillin will do nothing for premature ejaculation.

it was a joke...

Macca
18-05-2024, 14:46
Actually got a letter at work (a Word doc) the other day that was in Latin, except for the letterhead.

Someone must have had a mad moment with the translator. Unexpected, though.

Barry
18-05-2024, 14:53
Anyway, it's 20C here with hazy sunshine. :)

Alex_UK
18-05-2024, 14:54
Actually got a letter at work (a Word doc) the other day that was in Latin, except for the letterhead.

Someone must have had a mad moment with the translator. Unexpected, though.

That is a bit random! Did you translate it back into English, or is it forever a mystery what it said?

Macca
18-05-2024, 15:01
That is a bit random! Did you translate it back into English, or is it forever a mystery what it said?

I just didn't have time and they'd only sent it for the letterhead anyway.

Still got it so might do that if I have a chance.

Barry
19-05-2024, 06:22
12C and cloudy.

Macca
19-05-2024, 06:24
sunny here, going to be 22C and blazing sunshine all day according to the forecast.

rmcin626
19-05-2024, 08:13
A dry 15c this morning, with the sun trying to make an appearance

Alex_UK
19-05-2024, 09:30
18c and sunny, had a lovely walk with the dog up to see Sue at the car boot sale who is having another go this week - probably a third of the sellers there were last week and she has sold a lot more, so that’s good, might get the living room back by Christmas!

Hoping daughter had been wearing sun cream on her D of E hike…. Picking her up from Walberswick at around 14:30 so a few hours of gardening beckons beforehand. Weather set to stay lovely all day so BBQ when we get back. :)

Macca
19-05-2024, 09:34
Just been round to the Sainsburys. Quite busy, which I'm putting down entirely to the weather. Two weeks ago when it was cold and raining the place was practically deserted at this same time of day.

Had to stop on the way to help a neighbour round up some escaped kittens. Never a dull moment.

Pigmy Pony
19-05-2024, 10:58
Just been round to the Sainsburys. Quite busy, which I'm putting down entirely to the weather. Two weeks ago when it was cold and raining the place was practically deserted at this same time of day.

Had to stop on the way to help a neighbour round up some escaped kittens. Never a dull moment.

Not tempted to keep one for yourself?

Macca
19-05-2024, 11:01
Not tempted to keep one for yourself?

Very much so, but right now it isn't practical.

If I was going to get a cat think I'd do the same as last time and get an older rescue one that nobody else wants.

Barry
19-05-2024, 14:01
20C and, for me, unbearably hot.

Did another boot sale this morning and made almost as much profit as last Sunday. I'm often surprised by the buyers who want something for almost nothing. Today it was someone who drove an expensive BMW 4x4, yet quibbled over a toddler's tricycle for which we were asking £4.

rmcin626
19-05-2024, 14:09
Sneaked up to 20c ,and sunny

Macca
19-05-2024, 14:31
20C and, for me, unbearably hot.

Did another boot sale this morning and made almost as much profit as last Sunday. I'm often surprised by the buyers who want something for almost nothing. Today it was someone who drove an expensive BMW 4x4, yet quibbled over a toddler's tricycle for which we were asking £4.

He probably just put new tyres on it and was feeling the pinch a bit.

Pigmy Pony
19-05-2024, 16:24
20C and, for me, unbearably hot.

Did another boot sale this morning and made almost as much profit as last Sunday. I'm often surprised by the buyers who want something for almost nothing. Today it was someone who drove an expensive BMW 4x4, yet quibbled over a toddler's tricycle for which we were asking £4.

These people don't get to afford BMWs by paying £4 for their toddler tricycles.

Mrs. P is good at haggling, does it all the time. I just get embarrassed and move away while she chips away at the price. I've never haggled in my life - I'd be so bad at it I'd end up paying more than the original price :doh:

Macca
19-05-2024, 17:23
How to haggle


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2iZjxSGca8

Pigmy Pony
19-05-2024, 17:57
:D Reminds me of the closest I ever came to haggling, it was at a Turkish market. I saw this leather belt with a Harley Davidson buckle, and thought it might be a nice gift for my Harley-riding mate.

But after picking it up and handling it I changed my mind. The seller saw this and told me the price was 60 lira. I'd known this mate since I was 14, but no way was he worth that. So I moved away. The trader snatched up the belt and followed me through the market, incrementally decreasing the asking price while I repeatedly told him I wasn't interested. Eventually, with his stall a distant speck on the horizon, I paid him 5 lira, just to be rid of him.

Even though it was a genuine fake, it was still leather and probably cost less than a quid.

Barry
19-05-2024, 18:39
These people don't get to afford BMWs by paying £4 for their toddler tricycles.

Mrs. P is good at haggling, does it all the time. I just get embarrassed and move away while she chips away at the price. I've never haggled in my life - I'd be so bad at it I'd end up paying more than the original price :doh:

He didn't haggle, just turned it down. So no sale. The trike was easily worth double - his loss. But no problem - it will be sold another day.

My partner is very good at haggling, whereas I'm hopeless at it: if I'm happy with the asking price, that is what I will pay, regardless of whether it's a bargain or not.

Alex_UK
19-05-2024, 19:15
How to haggle


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2iZjxSGca8

Classic! :lol:

Alex_UK
19-05-2024, 20:10
Still clear, but getting a little chilly - need some help from the Dark Side

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240519/4f2c76bd05cb2afd338969df1a485b22.jpg

rmcin626
20-05-2024, 08:35
A cooler, cloudy 14c this morning

Alex_UK
20-05-2024, 09:16
Brightened up now after a grey start, 16c and set to get a couple of degrees warmer with no rain forecast.

Macca
20-05-2024, 17:20
dull all day until about 1630 then the sun came out.

Alex_UK
20-05-2024, 19:39
;no rain forecast.

It’s just started raining! :lol:

rmcin626
21-05-2024, 08:16
Sunny and 14c so far

Barry
21-05-2024, 10:58
15C and raining. :(

hifi_dave
21-05-2024, 15:38
This time yesterday and we were sitting in the sun with a little drinkies. Now it's chucking it down and we have the heating on.:brickwall:

Macca
21-05-2024, 17:31
Warm here and sunny although it's gone in now.

Forecast says it will start raining in a bit and carry on for two days none-stop. :rolleyes:

Barry
21-05-2024, 20:08
It's rained all day, and has only just stopped. :doh:

Alex_UK
21-05-2024, 21:32
Flooded roads on the way back from Bedfordshire, back there again tomorrow hopefully a little less moist.

rmcin626
22-05-2024, 09:13
A dull 16c this morning

Barry
22-05-2024, 13:10
14C and peeing with rain! :(

rmcin626
22-05-2024, 13:27
Chucking it down now

mik_rik
22-05-2024, 15:51
Springsteen on at S.O.L Sunderland tonight,10 miles or so up the road.

Been raining non stop since about 8 -8.30 this morning ,at times heavy.

Fingers crossed that it eases for everybody attending

Alex_UK
22-05-2024, 16:00
14c now and cloudy, horrendous rain last night and throughout the day, many roads flooded this morning but looks like we've seen the worst of it - for now.

Macca
22-05-2024, 17:26
Heavy rain all night and all day. Flooded all over as usual. Not set to stop until 2000 tomorrow.

Pigmy Pony
22-05-2024, 17:52
We've had all types of weather today, ranging from heavy rain to downpours. Another 24 hours of it forecast, which will be nice for the river. Anita thinks the canal levels are affected too, and she won't be convinced otherwise.

rmcin626
23-05-2024, 08:03
A damp 11c this morning after a very wet night

Barry
23-05-2024, 14:27
18C and partially cloudy. No sign of rain (yet!).

Macca
23-05-2024, 17:24
Dull all day and windy too. Bloody chilly too - 8 degrees colder than last week!

They give you just long enough to get used to it then they take it away.

rmcin626
23-05-2024, 17:38
A very wet day and still raining now

rmcin626
24-05-2024, 08:47
Another wet night, dry at the moment and 13c

Alex_UK
24-05-2024, 13:53
Quite nice today, dry with sunny spells and light winds, 18c currently. Sadly it looks like the Bank Holiday weekend will mostly be a washout…

Macca
24-05-2024, 17:07
Better today, warmer and no wind. No sign of the sun though.

Tomorrow to be sunny but windy, then rain next two days. Thunderstorm on Sunday, if we're lucky.

Pigmy Pony
25-05-2024, 05:55
Better today, warmer and no wind. No sign of the sun though.

Tomorrow to be sunny but windy, then rain next two days. Thunderstorm on Sunday, if we're lucky.

You're right so far, all blue skies here. Which means gardening unfortunately. Hope your right about tomorrow too - don't mind a good thunderstorm meself, make a nice change from the usual boring drizzle.

Macca
25-05-2024, 06:36
You're right so far, all blue skies here. Which means gardening unfortunately. Hope your right about tomorrow too - don't mind a good thunderstorm meself, make a nice change from the usual boring drizzle.

It's free entertainment.

rmcin626
25-05-2024, 08:03
A dull 13c so far

Macca
25-05-2024, 08:26
Bright here but it isn't sunny and there's rain due in a bit.

Tomorrow's forecast looks wild - thunderstorms all afternoon.

Alex_UK
25-05-2024, 09:13
Dull and cloudy, showers on and off, 16c. Our forecast for tomorrow now doesn’t show thunderstorms, just a high chance of light showers most of the day.

guy
25-05-2024, 09:42
Grass is doing well - raining again

Macca
26-05-2024, 07:16
Still giving out thunderstorms for this afternoon, 70% chance.

Tomorrow now predicted to be mostly dry.

rmcin626
26-05-2024, 08:13
13c and wet morning

Barry
26-05-2024, 09:12
15C and cloudy.

Rained overnight. We went out hoping to sell some stuff in a boot sale, but all three places that we could have used were closed! :doh:

Macca
26-05-2024, 09:39
Been round to the Sainsbury. Not raining yet but it does look like it's building up to something big. Very dark clouds on the horizon.

Pigmy Pony
26-05-2024, 14:01
We got a downpour an hour ago, and I thought "here we go!" Well that lasted about 2 minutes. All dried up again and back to being cloudy. Is this what I stopped at home for? I want my money back :( Only good thing about today was that I almost but not quite got our robin to take a worm from my hand while weeding. Pretty fearless little buggers.

Macca
26-05-2024, 14:47
Had thunder earlier but it was a way off. Now it's back with some lighting effects too, still a few miles away though.

Alex_UK
26-05-2024, 16:41
Just back from Horning near Wroxham in the Norfolk Broads and we had a little thunder after lunch but now back home (about 50 miles south) and nice sunny spells and dry, tomorrow looking better than it was

Pigmy Pony
26-05-2024, 17:47
30 minutes ago we had a lightning strike that was almost simultaneous with the thunder, and for the first time since we got Sky the Skybox switched itself off, and the a/v amp switched itself on. Very strange and a bit annoying, though not as bad as the house across the road, whose alarm went off and kept going until a couple of minutes ago.

Also quite strange, the telly came back on with a previously unknown channel (Rewind TV), which is currently showing the first episode of "Monkey". Even back in the 80s the special effects were pretty naff, and the years have not been kind, so I think I'll not bother.

Macca
26-05-2024, 18:24
30 minutes ago we had a lightning strike that was almost simultaneous with the thunder, and for the first time since we got Sky the Skybox switched itself off, and the a/v amp switched itself on. Very strange and a bit annoying, though not as bad as the house across the road, whose alarm went off and kept going until a couple of minutes ago.

Also quite strange, the telly came back on with a previously unknown channel (Rewind TV), which is currently showing the first episode of "Monkey". Even back in the 80s the special effects were pretty naff, and the years have not been kind, so I think I'll not bother.

I watched it all again about 20 years ago.

Back in the 80s it was throwaway programming but compared to modern telly, it's Shakespeare.

We had a bit of a downpour and then it was spitting for an hour or so, seems to have stopped now. Must just have brushed the edge of it I think.

dave2010
27-05-2024, 06:46
30 minutes ago we had a lightning strike that was almost simultaneous with the thunder, and for the first time since we got Sky the Skybox switched itself off, and the a/v amp switched itself on. Very strange and a bit annoying, though not as bad as the house across the road, whose alarm went off and kept going until a couple of minutes ago.

Also quite strange, the telly came back on with a previously unknown channel (Rewind TV), which is currently showing the first episode of "Monkey". Even back in the 80s the special effects were pretty naff, and the years have not been kind, so I think I'll not bother.You were lucky that's all that happened - though check. Is all your electronic kit working properly? Routers etc. Other electrical kit - microwave ovens, phones ....

Years ago we had a similar event, and several of us in our street had electronic kit damaged needing replacement. Our TV was trashed, so we claimed on insurance, and the insurance company sourced a similar one to the one which was damaged, rather than giving us money to buy our own.
Not too long after the lightning strike I noticed that part of the garage on the house opposite had fallen down, and bricks were lying across the car in that drive. So that event produced considerable localised damage.

Pigmy Pony
27-05-2024, 07:11
Thanks for the heads up Dave, I hadn't considered that. I've just been round checking, and everything seems to be working as it should. In the case of my Marantz CD player, better than before.

A while ago it developed a fault, whereupon after switching on the disc drawer wouldn't open and needed some "manual" help (subsequent use always worked for some reason). A few owners have reported a similar issue. Well now it's gone back to functioning as it should, and though it probably has nothing to do with the lightning strike I'll take it as a win :)

Meanwhile the heavy showers continue this morning. I might have to go out in a bit to see how the river's doing.

Barry
27-05-2024, 07:40
13C and a blue sky with wispy cirrus clouds. Not expected to rain until 13:00.

We are at a boot sale - yesterday everything was rained off, so we're making up for it today. :)

dave2010
27-05-2024, 07:57
Despite rain being forecast things don't look too bad right now. Currently it is sunny, though it will probably rain later. Temperatures expected to go up to 16-17 degrees C. No perceptible wind.

Pigmy Pony
27-05-2024, 08:12
13C and a blue sky with wispy cirrus clouds. Not expected to rain until 13:00.

We are at a boot sale - yesterday everything was rained off, so we're making up for it today. :)

I must say, Barry, you do well for boot sales and charity shops down your way. I bet regular shops barely get a look in :) We do have quite a lot of charity shops but they rarely have anything worth buying. I think we have just one car boot sale within ten miles, and it won't be on in this weather.

Macca
27-05-2024, 08:24
sunny now but forecast is for heavy rain all morning and won't get above 13C.

rmcin626
27-05-2024, 09:11
After another wet night, now 14c and dry but rain is the forecast.

Alex_UK
27-05-2024, 13:11
Spent a very enjoyable few hours with the family at the Mid Suffolk Light Railway https://www.mslr.org.uk/visit-us/#event-16548 and its annual 40’s weekend with lots of WW2 vehicles, equipment and people dressed up. Weather held out - sunny spells and around 16c. Now back home and the clouds are looking menacing.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240527/d3d082feeeae2b97127f0ff12479cf66.jpg
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240527/6671012493df31cee07c3cd88c3f3f68.jpg

Barry
27-05-2024, 13:28
I must say, Barry, you do well for boot sales and charity shops down your way. I bet regular shops barely get a look in :) We do have quite a lot of charity shops but they rarely have anything worth buying. I think we have just one car boot sale within ten miles, and it won't be on in this weather.

Well we did moderately well at the first boot sale, and did better at the second one today.

The weather is becoming changeable, but no sign of rain yet.

Macca
27-05-2024, 13:35
Still no rain here either. Forecast now says it will happen at 1600 and only for an hour.

Also it's warmer than predicted.

They're still going with rain all day tomorrow. I can see why, you're on fairly safe ground predicting it will rain round here, at least at some point in the day.

Barry
27-05-2024, 14:00
Spent a very enjoyable few hours with the family at the Mid Suffolk Light Railway https://www.mslr.org.uk/visit-us/#event-16548 and its annual 40’s weekend with lots of WW2 vehicles, equipment and people dressed up. Weather held out - sunny spells and around 16c. Now back home and the clouds are looking menacing.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240527/d3d082feeeae2b97127f0ff12479cf66.jpg
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240527/6671012493df31cee07c3cd88c3f3f68.jpg

An ex-collegue at work and his wife used to go along to 40's style dances. They wore all the appropriate apparel for such occasions.

Pigmy Pony
27-05-2024, 15:38
After hearing "What it Feels Like For a Girl" on Madonna's Music album, I thought I'd dig out the video for it. Not seen it for a couple of decades. I think she really suits her hair in a bob :)


https://youtu.be/qYwgG2oyUbA

Oops, silly me, this was meant for the 'Spinning today...' section :doh:

Alex_UK
27-05-2024, 18:01
I was Madonna mad as a teenager, I had posters of her on every square inch of my bedroom, including the ceiling!

Anyway, back to the weather - I had planned on a Bank Holiday BBQ, but bailed due to the forecast and went with the air fryer option - just as well I did, as we had a monsoon an hour ago although now we are back to sunny spells [emoji2369]

Barry
28-05-2024, 06:43
12C and cloudy.

rmcin626
28-05-2024, 07:40
12c and waiting for the rain to arrive

hifi_dave
28-05-2024, 09:41
I watched all the BBC output from the Chelsea show and on each, Monty and the other fella were talking about the "long hot Summer" we are going to have to get used to. As I sit here with my fleece on to keep the cold at bay and look at the rain pouring down outside, I am wondering when the "long hot Summer" will arrive. Last year we were continually told about the "long hot Summer" and I'm still waiting for that one.

Roy S
28-05-2024, 10:25
F**king weather, makes the f**king grass grow, f**ker'll need cutting a f**king gain before you f**king know it

Barry
28-05-2024, 13:31
F**king weather, makes the f**king grass grow, f**ker'll need cutting a f**king gain before you f**king know it

Tut tut - standards are slipping here Roy! Don't you know that with any tmesis of a word, the inserted word is separated by hyphens, hence in your case it should be: "a-f**king-gain". ;)

Lawrence001
28-05-2024, 17:39
What's a tmesis??

Roy S
28-05-2024, 17:47
What's a tmesis??

F**k knows

Pigmy Pony
28-05-2024, 17:48
What's a tmesis??

It's 6.48pm mate.

Barry
28-05-2024, 20:13
What's a tmesis??

Would you prefer the term diacope? :D

Barry
29-05-2024, 09:28
16C and a lovely sunny day. :)

rmcin626
29-05-2024, 11:18
A cloudy 16c here

Alex_UK
29-05-2024, 15:37
19c and sunny spells. Just spent a lovely day at the Suffolk Show - got caught in a couple of heavy showers but stayed mostly dry. Highlight of the day for me was the heavy horses - beautifully turned out with their carriages and a good mix of breeds. Here’s one of them showing the clouds.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240529/255da9fa809cba8232320af01664aa9d.jpg

Macca
29-05-2024, 17:03
Looks like a good day out Alex but how come it's on a week-day?

Here it's been cold, raining and windy.

Alex_UK
29-05-2024, 17:06
Looks like a good day out Alex but how come it's on a week-day?

It’s always the Wednesday and Thursday of Whitsun half-term week for some reason, as long as I can remember- I first went over 40 years ago.

Macca
29-05-2024, 18:22
It’s always the Wednesday and Thursday of Whitsun half-term week for some reason, as long as I can remember- I first went over 40 years ago.

I suppose back in the olden days many people would have that week as a compulsory holiday so that makes sense. Was the same round here, lots of places had compulsory holiday at the same time. Was still going when I first moved here but not any more.

Barry
30-05-2024, 06:11
14C and cloudy.

Pigmy Pony
30-05-2024, 06:22
Lashing down an hour ago, now it's gone back to being cool and grey.

guy
30-05-2024, 06:59
It’s always the Wednesday and Thursday of Whitsun half-term week for some reason, as long as I can remember- I first went over 40 years ago.

That used to annoy me when I taught in Ipswich - large number of my students worked there when they should have been revising for their exams :lol:

guy
30-05-2024, 07:01
Back on topic :grey and chilly - I had a haircut yesterday and having to wear my beanie as my head feels really cold.

rmcin626
30-05-2024, 08:00
14c and clear so far

hifi_dave
30-05-2024, 09:52
Lights on, Heating on and sheets of rain outside. So much for the "long, hot, dry Summer" Monty Don was banging on about.

Macca
30-05-2024, 17:07
Rain off and on all day but sun come out about 1700.

Tomorrow forecast to be dry but otherwise unimpressive. Same for the weekend.

Alex_UK
30-05-2024, 19:16
Rain off and on all day but sun come out about 1700.

Tomorrow forecast to be dry but otherwise unimpressive. Same for the weekend.

Pretty much the same here, except we never saw the sun. Think it hit about 14c, currently about 12c and light rain.

I was due to go with a mate to watch the speedway with Ipswich Witches taking on the Leicester Tigers tonight - sod that for a game of soldiers, I’ll go when winter’s over - if that ever happens…

rmcin626
31-05-2024, 10:03
16c and dry but cloudy

Alex_UK
31-05-2024, 12:15
Persisting it down all morning, predicted to ease off and be a dry evening/night, currently 15c. Weekend predicted to be dry, with sunny spells from tomorrow afternoon and all day Sunday, up to 19c before the rain returns on Monday - usually the other way round, hisses it down all weekend then bright when I go back to work - we shall see…

rmcin626
31-05-2024, 13:06
17c and sunny now

Barry
31-05-2024, 15:15
13C, drizzle and thoroughly depressing. :doh:

Pigmy Pony
31-05-2024, 16:27
It's been warm and sunny here all day, which is nice as I spent much of the afternoon pointing the valleys on next door's roof with Anita's lad. I was perfectly happy to let him crack on while I got on with the important business of listening to Mike Oldfield, but then I was made to feel guilty :(

Forecast to be similar tomorrow, and as I've now built up some brownie points, and mowed the lawn, I'm going to have a lazy day in the garden with the radio :)

hifi_dave
31-05-2024, 16:38
It will all be OK tomorrow as it's the first day of Summer. Sun all the way now.

Alex_UK
31-05-2024, 18:49
It will all be OK tomorrow as it's the first day of Summer. Sun all the way now.

Well I suppose that depends on whether you go by meteorological summer (1st June to 1st September) or Astrological summer which runs from the summer solstice to Autumn equinox- usually 21st June (my son’s birthday) to 21st September (my daughter’s birthday). I always have opted for the latter, but which ever rule you use I would expect it to still be crap!

Macca
31-05-2024, 19:23
In my house we are strictly meteorological. 12 months, 4 seasons, 3 months each. It's nice and tidy.

Not been that bad today. Even had a bit of weak sunshine in the late afternoon.

Tomorrow looks okay. Dry with a bit of sun, 17C.

Barry
31-05-2024, 19:28
Tomorrow is forecast to be dry, if cold. But then it will be June and the start of a new "Crap weather for ..." thread. ;)