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goraman
07-09-2010, 01:36
After a few pours this is what happened.
I got him to the bathroom and I'm brewing coffiee.
Batty
07-09-2010, 01:58
Looks like he spilled some on his pants
goraman
07-09-2010, 02:23
No,guess agein.
goraman
07-09-2010, 02:39
What is the best way to get a drunk sobered up?
Batty
07-09-2010, 03:31
Only time will do that mate, I was kidding about the spillage.
Steve Eddy
07-09-2010, 03:42
Guess now we know why the Brits call it "getting pissed." :lolsign:

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Marco
07-09-2010, 06:12
Has he pee-weed his panteesh? :lol:

Marco.
Haselsh1
07-09-2010, 08:41
What a crackin session. Sounds good to me...;)
Alex_UK
07-09-2010, 10:15
Wow - now I have been very drunk on a lot of occasions, but I never peed my pants - you must have got him SERIOUSLY leathered! :lol: Wouldn't want his hangover, either... :donk:
Rare Bird
07-09-2010, 10:23
I've gotten into some amazing states boozing, but not wee weed. My party trick at the end of the night was getting stripped off on the way home, i always used to find my clothes outside the front door :lolsign:
Marco
07-09-2010, 10:53
Good job yer a sex god, eh! :)

Marco.

P.S Jeff's mate would make a good advert for Tena for men.
Rare Bird
07-09-2010, 11:16
Good job yer a sex god, eh! :)



Just checked.. aye the looks are still there :lolsign:
goraman
07-09-2010, 11:38
I got him to drink a couple of cups of strong coffiee,at some point early this morning he drove home.
At 61 years old he still drinks like a girl.
Techno Commander
07-09-2010, 11:42
I have passed out, thrown up and tried to open the door to the wrong house.
But never pissed my jeans.
Rare Bird
07-09-2010, 11:52
we ought to start a topic up about pissed up episodes..i have some pearlers, i once woke up in a farmers field in a giant pile of cow shite or two..three baths wouldnt shift the stink, i still don't know to this day why i ended up there nearly a mile away from the boozer i left :lol:
Alex_UK
07-09-2010, 12:06
we ought to start a topic up about pissed up episodes..i have some pearlers, i once woke up in a farmers field in a giant pile of cow shite or two..three baths wouldnt shift the stink, i still don't know to this day why i ended up there nearly a mile away from the boozer i left :lol:

I think I would be far too ashamed to admit most of them from my younger days, unless I've had a drink or two! :lol: (You still off the booze Andre?)
Rare Bird
07-09-2010, 12:13
I think I would be far too ashamed to admit most of them from my younger days, unless I've had a drink or two! :lol: (You still off the booze Andre?)

I had a few drink Saturday, but thats all i do now maybe once a month..
Alex_UK
07-09-2010, 12:26
Cool - I'm not quite that good, but only once or twice a week for me and a lot less than I used too. Shopping bill has gone down if nothing else!
Marco
07-09-2010, 12:45
At 61 years old he still drinks like a girl.

There's your answer then, Jeff - at 61 he's probably already incontinent! :lol:

;)

Marco.
retro
07-09-2010, 13:04
At 61 years old he still drinks like a girl.

He looks much younger at the pictures !? :scratch:

regards,
Ali Tait
07-09-2010, 13:04
Aye,you'll be buying yer Tena soon!
Techno Commander
07-09-2010, 19:53
I remember when I was working on the cross channel ferries, a mate of mine and myself were on the train from DDover to London with a case of becks and a bottle of vodka each.
We were happily sat in the first class compartment getting bladdered when the guard appeared and asked to see our first class tickets.

We confessed we didnt have any and gave hime 4 tins of beer. He looked shocked and said he couldnt accept them in lieu of payment. He finally aggreed on 8 tins and 100 B&H and left us to our drinking. Upon arrival ay Waterloo, we stumbled into a bar and started on the JD. A couple of hours later, we decided to call it a day and stumbled off to our respective trains.

I boarded the train to Southampton and promptly passed out. I awoke as the train reached its destination in Weymouth!!

The following week, I recounted this to my mate who looked quite shocked. "You were lucky" he said. "I boarded the train for Newcastle and awoke in Torquay at 11.30 PM and had to find a guest house that would admit a pissed geordie".
Grez
10-09-2010, 16:56
Can I just post this disclaimer... he might look a bit like me but it's not me. OK.

:D
Steve Eddy
10-09-2010, 17:14
There's your answer then, Jeff - at 61 he's probably already incontinent! :lol:

Yup.

Looks like it may be time for...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/stpdrckr420/DEPENDS.png

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Marco
11-09-2010, 01:57
Stop it, you're giving me the horn! :eek: :eyebrows:

Marco.
goraman
11-09-2010, 18:21
My brother got up in the night and fell in the tub,then the wall & door door jamb.
He looked like he got beat up by Mike Tyson.
The next day I called him and told him that he lacked commitment and didn't finnish his glass.

But he could come over finnish it and there is still a liter or more left in the bottle.
He never showed.