Fast on

[Pieoftheday]

Fast on is a term I've known from been a kid meaning ,proper asleep,,anyone knows where it comes from?

[Pigmy Pony]

This side of the Pennines it's just fast asleep. Probably means the same, whatever that is.

[Barry]

Never heard the expression.

[PeteT]

Derived from fast asleep perhaps.?
Not a term I've heard down here, but then wherever you are there's always local saying, terminology...

Anyone outside of Sussex heard of a 'twitten'.

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[Marco]

Never heard the expression.

Me neither. However, 'lob on', I know...:D

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

Never heard the expression.

And this comes from someone who could tell you "This meerkat is broken" in Latin, so the term must be very very obscure :scratch:

[guy]

Fast on is a term I've known from been a kid meaning ,proper asleep,,anyone knows where it comes from?

Could it be "fast" as in not eating ?

[Marco]

'First on', is also familiar, but again for rather different reasons...:eyebrows:

No-one wants sloppy seconds.

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

'First on', is also familiar, but again for rather different reasons...:eyebrows:

No-one wants sloppy seconds.

Marco.

One track mind... You need to go back to bed and get that "lob on" serviced :)

[Macca]

It's 'Out for the count' where I'm from.

[Marco]

One track mind... You need to go back to bed and get that "lob on" serviced :)

Ha - indeed it's rare I'm up at this ungodly hour, especially on a Saturday, but Del's going to Nottingham today to meet some friends, have lunch etc, so I'm up making her breakfast!

Marco.

[Pigmy Pony]

It's 'Out for the count' where I'm from.

Yeah we get that one, also "dead to the world".

[struth]

fast asleep, or as macca says out for count

[Pigmy Pony]

Ha - indeed it's rare I'm up at this ungodly hour, especially on a Saturday, but Del's going to Nottingham today to meet some friends, have lunch etc, so I'm up making her breakfast!

Marco.

You should be taking advantage of this to do the same. A nice change from dicking around the house and garden all day, which you can do anytime. Have a look at some forums, there'll be other folk getting out in their fast cars with loud stereos. Round here it's McDonald's car park :)

[struth]

You should be taking advantage of this to do the same. A nice change from dicking around the house and garden all day, which you can do anytime. Have a look at some forums, there'll be other folk getting out in their fast cars with loud stereos. Round here it's McDonald's car park :)

aye, you could get a happy meal; might be a car in it:ner: i doubt the brabster has ever been in a mcdonalds;)

[Macca]

They fuck you at the drive-thru.

[Pigmy Pony]

aye, you could get a happy meal; might be a car in it:ner: i doubt the brabster has ever been in a mcdonalds;)

I'm trying to find things he could do without Del. Some of those Happy Meal toys are choking hazards and need adult supervision.

[guy]

They fuck you at the drive-thru.

is this some sort of bonus for regular customers?

[struth]

I'm trying to find things he could do without Del. Some of those Happy Meal toys are choking hazards and need adult supervision.

i know what he would do in a car park with del, given chance:D

[Wakefield Turntables]

Yep "fast on" is a local expression for someone who's in very deep sleep.

[Macca]

is this some sort of bonus for regular customers?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWfaiTLPUKQ

[Pigmy Pony]

:lol: Not seen that in years!

[Marco]

You should be taking advantage of this to do the same. A nice change from dicking around the house and garden all day, which you can do anytime. Have a look at some forums, there'll be other folk getting out in their fast cars with loud stereos. Round here it's McDonald's car park :)

Lol - oh yes I fully intend to (on the cards), but at the moment I've got my dad to look after, who's needing rather more attention than usual, as he's in a lot of pain waiting for a hip op. Even going private, things aren't happening quickly right now:rolleyes:

Once he's better (which realistically won't be until after his op), I'll be able to socialise again. However, I'm happy to let the princess play. She's different (a much more social animal), and been missing her pals terribly during lockdown, so needs to spread her wings:)

Marco.

[Marco]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWfaiTLPUKQ

Belter!!:lolsign:

Marco.

[Marco]

aye, you could get a happy meal; might be a car in it:ner: i doubt the brabster has ever been in a mcdonalds;)

Aye, and you'd be right!:D

What's a 'happy meal'?:confused:

It it a bit like a 'happy ending' - so you get a Wagyu burger, finished off with a wank?

Marco.

[struth]

Aye, and you'd be right!:D

What's a 'happy meal'?:confused:

It it a bit like a 'happy ending' - so you get a Wagyu burger, finished off with a wank?

Marco.

you might get the latter but no chance of anything as exotic as a Wagyu burger;)

[Pigmy Pony]

Aye, and you'd be right!:D

What's a 'happy meal'?:confused:

It it a bit like a 'happy ending' - so you get a Wagyu burger, finished off with a wank?

Marco.

Yes Marco, that's exactly what it is! McDonalds were losing ground to Burger King, so they came up with the "Wan King" burger. You've got to hand it to them, which is exactly what McDonald's bosses told their employees :)

It's something to do with protecting workers in the sex industry that you can't just assume - YOU HAVE TO ASK FOR IT - go do it now, and report back ;)

[Barry]

I have a Japanese friend who, when she was learning English (presumably at night school), logically if naively asked if there was an expression "fuck on", as there was the expression "fuck off"?