Linkedin

[Joe]

Here's a funny thing. I've been on LinkedIn for a number of years, starting back when I was gainfully employed. I don't use it much, as a) it's work-related, and I'm retired and b) a lot of the people I'm 'linked' to have also retired. I still get alerts when someone on LinkedIn searches for my name, which happens occasionally. Usually, it's recruitment firms just doing a global search. However, the most recent two searches were by 'a Judge' and 'an Author'. The latter's maybe not so surprising, but why would a judge be searching for my name?

[Macca]

He might be also be an author, just in his spare time.

[Joe]

He might be also be an author, just in his spare time.

Maybe it was Judge Dredd. Or that other judge bloke on the telly, Rinder or some such. (I've only seen him on Who Do You Think You Are, so have no idea what he judges on the telly. Cakes, maybe).

[Macca]

Rinder is a poor rip-off of Judge Judy. Which in itself was a rip-off of 'The People's Court.' But could be either of them after you for something.

It won't be Judge Dredd though because he's just a fictional character.

[Joe]

Then there's Judge Jules. I'm entirely sure who he is, either.

[Macca]

And Judge Nutmeg. Probably the greatest of all the judges.

[Macca]

They have a lot of judges on those dancing and singing shows. Might be something to do with that. How's your foxtrot?

[Joe]

They have a lot of judges on those dancing and singing shows. Might be something to do with that. How's your foxtrot?

Foxy.

[Scorps]

big bruth watching your comments mate id be careful.

[Joe]

big bruth watching your comments mate id be careful.

S'OK, I actually work for him.

[struth]

sayin' nowt ;)

[Joe]

In the words of the old Arab saying: 'It is good to speak the truth. But it is better to know the truth, and speak only of date-stones'.