Hand cleanser

[Oddball]

As some of you may know , the hand cleanser market has seen unprecedented demand in the last few days , as people stock up !!

All us older audiophiles with vinyl ,will be chuffed to know, that all that Isoprop in the cupboard for cleaning your records , will have you out in the the lead with any diy hand cleanser you could make !!!!:eek:

Mind you ,you need an gel or oil to carry it with and aloe vera gel seems to be getting a tad short :)

As a farmer with a gallon of vet lube in stock I might have a cunning plan !!

Stay safe peeps :)

[Made in 1968]

I saw someone buy a right boat load of the stuff today, Some shops are restricting sales..

What gets my goat is people should not need a scare to be clean with hands, it should come naturally.

[The Black Adder]

Just used soap and water with vigorous washing. It's been proven that anti-bac hand washes are no more than a gimmick.

The virus has a grease membrane. All you need is something to remove the membrane.

Soap and water will be fine. :)

[Oddball]

Aye ,I suppose you are right 68 !!
Mind you ,my daughter works in care and I think they tend to have a little bottle of the stuff for a quick wipe here and there !
In the last 2 -3 years ,I hate going out of public toilets or pub ones , by grabbing a handle (I usually pull my sleeve out and grab it or get a bit of bog paper lol)

[Barry]

As some of you may know , the hand cleanser market has seen unprecedented demand in the last few days , as people stock up !!

You mean panic buying. :doh: Some on-line vendors of antiseptic hand gel are profiteering from the current crisis: £40 for 250ml!

[Made in 1968]

My Wife works in the Hospital, she carries one but i think its just something they just generally use..

[struth]

ive always got handwash with me... use it after being in shops etc.. germs everywhere.. germ rdden bassas and their snottery kids are as bad:D

[Made in 1968]

I feel better using soap & water than an Alch based hand gel thats for sure. However its not means to clean your hands but help stop transfer germs

[Pieoftheday]

At work yesterday doing what you do in a cubicle, chap next door did his, zipped up and walked straight out, no need to even approach the sink for him:eek:

[struth]

Maybe he washed his in cock gel

[Barry]

At work yesterday doing what you do in a cubicle, chap next door did his, zipped up and walked straight out, no need to even approach the sink for him:eek:

Well if that part of his anatomy didn't touch any communal surface, then he could be excused, though it's normal practice to at least run the hand you use under the tap for a few moments.

[Made in 1968]

Maybe he washed his in cock gel

Or its that tiny theres no chance of him touching it :D

[Pieoftheday]

Well if that part of his anatomy didn't touch any communal surface, then he could be excused, though it's normal practice to at least run the hand you use under the tap for a few moments.

Hed had a dump!! Whiped up and walked out, dirty git

[struth]

Maybe thought his germs are safer than someone else's [emoji23]

[Barry]

Hed had a dump!! Whiped up and walked out, dirty git

Oh - that is inexcusable. I though he was simply using an urinal.

[Pieoftheday]

Oh - that is inexcusable. I though he was simply using an urinal.

Oh no was a bigun! Vile! I have hand cleaner at my work station because of these dirty fxcks

[Pigmy Pony]

As a farmer with a gallon of vet lube in stock I might have a cunning plan !!

Stay safe peeps :)

Only a gallon? Marco gets through more than that in a week :eyebrows:

[Oddball]

Ha ha , yes we all know Marco ;)
I was thinking of mixing the gel with Isoprop ,not going on some sexual adventure , PP !!:lol:

[Made in 1968]

Ive been intrigued with that Durex 'Intense Orgasmic Gel'

[Paul-H]

One well known chemical supplier has just sent me an email advertising their new Corona virus cleaner at £50 for a 5ltr bottle

Trouble is it looks to be bog standard 70% rubbing alcohol which they sell for under £10 for 5ltrs, the only difference is the flash label on the bottle.

They are all getting in on the big #CoronaVirusRippoff

[struth]

should be jailed. profiteering in a national emergency;)

[struth]

Ha ha , yes we all know Marco ;)
I was thinking of mixing the gel with Isoprop ,not going on some sexual adventure , PP !!:lol:

alcohol might well thin it down to liquid. difficult thickening alcohol at a strong abv

[Oddball]

To be honest Grant , I was only joking really !! Being an avid reader of post apocalypse novels , the sudden thought of previously random materials dissappearing overnight ,is a bit scary :)

[struth]

To be honest Grant , I was only joking really !! Being an avid reader of post apocalypse novels , the sudden thought of previously random materials dissappearing overnight ,is a bit scary :)Post apocalypse novel.. Is that the wife's credit card bill. [emoji23]

[Barry]

One well known chemical supplier has just sent me an email advertising their new Corona virus cleaner at £50 for a 5ltr bottle

Trouble is it looks to be bog standard 70% rubbing alcohol which they sell for under £10 for 5ltrs, the only difference is the flash label on the bottle.

They are all getting in on the big #CoronaVirusRippoff

I've heard of worse - £40 for 250ml!

[Lawrence001]

Ive been intrigued with that Durex 'Intense Orgasmic Gel'Top tip, just add some hot chili powder to your standard KY, job done [emoji2]

[Made in 1968]

Top tip, just add some hot chili powder to your standard KY, job done [emoji2]

Vicks vapour Rub :D

[Oddball]

Vicks vapour Rub :D

Or just get some mint hair shampoo,or mint muscle rub :eyebrows:

[Alex_UK]

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/05/11/womans-hilarious-flaps-on-fire-rant-goes-viral-using-original-source-mint-shower-gel-first-time-updated/



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[Barry]

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/05/11/womans-hilarious-flaps-on-fire-rant-goes-viral-using-original-source-mint-shower-gel-first-time-updated/

I like the last comment: "rusty bullet hole", an interesting euphemism.

[Alex_UK]

I’m sure Marco can do better! I’ve heard “rusty sheriff’s badge” and “chocolate starfish” but that was a new one on me! :lol:

[Pigmy Pony]

Rising Sun flag

[Marco]

Vicks vapour Rub :D

You can'r beat a good menthol muff-dive; blowing out the passages of her panty-hamster:D:eyebrows:

Marco.

[Marco]

I’m sure Marco can do better! I’ve heard “rusty sheriff’s badge” and “chocolate starfish” but that was a new one on me! :lol:

Tee-hee... Moi? Okes, howz about: eating sushi from the barber's floor, or medicating the hairy-paper cut?

Marco.

[Alex_UK]

Tee-hee... Moi? Okes, howz about: eating sushi from the barber's floor, or medicating the hairy-paper cut?

Marco.

Good effort, but are those front bottom references, we want to ride the chocolate speedway! :eyebrows:

[Marco]

You mean cruising the chocolate-chuff canal? Or surfing up the slippy-slot?

Marco.

[Alex_UK]

Exactly - taking it up the balloon knot or a bit of uphill gardening is just the ticket! :D

[Oddball]

Ha ha , We dairy farmers know all about Uddermint , or Japanease peppermint oil in a lotion , as it is rubbed on cows udders to help reduce inflammation !!
So ,many a farmer in the beginning ,went for a leak and discovered that wasnt a good idea ,if you still had the stuff on your fingers !!

Uddermint or Mint lotion in your local farmers shop is about 100 times cheaper than that fancy mint rub they sell in health shops for muscle rubs ,arthritis !

Just be careful with it folks :eyebrows:

[Barry]

Exactly - taking it up the balloon knot or a bit of uphill gardening is just the ticket! :D

I first came across the phrase "rubber knot" to refer to the anus in the writings of Leonard Cohen.