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Too much freedom to make follows on great?
Take a trip...
It seemed like a good idea last night after a beer or two but I predict that in fact it is not.
AJSki2fly
10-07-2019, 15:37
A thread is only as long as you make it!:eyebrows:
walpurgis
10-07-2019, 15:51
There's a 4,391 word sentence in Ulysses!
Shortest sentence in English - I am
Longest- I DO
a sentence should use an imperative with an implied subject , hence the shortest is "go"
A sentence should start with a capital and end with a full stop.
It's still Go.
Look it up. Lol
This thread shall not descend into three words pap.
It's still Go.
Look it up. LolThat's more than one sentence.
Go.
Is a 2 lettered word but also a sentence.
Pigmy Pony
10-07-2019, 17:34
We were told at school that the shortest sentence was 'Jesus wept'.
A stitch in time saves a whole thread.
Pigmy Pony
10-07-2019, 17:49
A sentence should start with a capital and end with a full stop.
A sentence would start with some 'man love' from the top dog and end with parole.
Tightening a bolt up correctly saves a hole thread.
It seemed like a good idea last night after a beer or two but I predict that in fact it is not.
Apparently I’m not allowed to express a negative opinion about your thread as my, one sentence, reply has been deleted by a moderator.
Apparently I’m not allowed to express a negative opinion about your thread as my, one sentence, reply has been deleted by a moderator.Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech.
On the other hand, I think a one sentence thread is of infinitely more value than one consisting of single words.
Discopants
10-07-2019, 19:40
You can lead a horse to water but you can’t climb a ladder with a rabbit in each hand.
Bob Mortimer.
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"Sometimes you feel like Moses - that's when you're toasted."
A sentence begins...
mad-moon
13-07-2019, 09:16
We were told at school that the shortest sentence was 'Jesus wept'.
but he didn't, he cried..;)
mad-moon
13-07-2019, 09:17
"Sometimes you feel like Moses - that's when you're toasted."
A sentence begins...
He's a basket case...
Pigmy Pony
13-07-2019, 14:13
He's a basket case...
Well that's the theory, though it's not written in stone...
He's a basket case...Dandy Warhols quote.
thingfish
14-07-2019, 17:29
Leah Sublime - Aleister Crowle
<not what we want to see on AoS. Alex_UK>
YES ITS ART, BUT NOT AS SQUARES KNOW IT....!!!
But romantic and square is hip and aware ThingFish.
Discopants
15-07-2019, 20:49
Since when is a sentence 4 lines of verse ? no matter how perverse.
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Sticking to the rules around here is an obvious problem.
Score better on the nature of reality.
Blah, blah, blah, blandness (andgramaticalnonsense).
I think my pet is lost in a post
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead, mate.
All media should be banned from reporting on Brexit for a period of at least one millennium.
All media should be banned from reporting on Brexit for a period of at least one millennium.
... after tonight’s last ever episode of This Week which I have watched virtually every week since it started and will miss. :(
mad-moon
18-07-2019, 18:53
Better news than Jeremy Kyle being axed.
I have sustained a break dancing injury because I was too ambitious with a manoeuvre.
We are looking for greater intelligence from Auntie Beeb and Sky's reporting.
"All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."
mad-moon
20-07-2019, 12:58
"All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."
Is that the truth?
mad-moon
20-07-2019, 13:00
I have sustained a break dancing injury because I was too ambitious with a manoeuvre.
What were you doing breakdancing with a manoeuvre?
What were you doing breakdancing with a manoeuvre?Listening to Electric Boogaloo by Isaac Chambers.
Dr Moron can you help me?
mad-moon
25-07-2019, 09:03
Dr Moron can you help me?
Carrot cake, sir?
Discopants
18-08-2019, 19:53
“If you are a fan of doing the unexpected, and I am, then it is an advantage to be highly skilled at changing your mind.”
Grace Jones
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mad-moon
19-08-2019, 09:45
If you are going to have a glass of water and you want it to be cold, let the tap run, before you turn it on.
if your going to break the sound barrier, expect your pants to split:)
If you're going to insult people on forums, have the balls not to hide behind a pseudonym, or forever be considered as a cowardly pant-wetting poof;)
Marco.
I am now a Doctor. (Unfortunately, not of the medical variety).
Discopants
23-08-2019, 21:13
I am now a Doctor. (Unfortunately, not of the medical variety).
Congratulations , I hope you can do something productive with it still.
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Discopants
23-08-2019, 21:28
If you're going to insult people on forums, have the balls not to hide behind a pseudonym, or forever be considered as a cowardly pant-wetting poof;)
Marco.
Marco, do you live in a world of it ain’t half hot mum reruns ?
Martin
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Congratulations , I hope you can do something productive with it still.
Thanks. I'm hoping at least to get a book based on my thesis published, though I doubt best-sellerdom beckons.
Marco, do you live in a world of it ain’t half hot mum reruns ?
Martin
Yes of course!
Marco.
P.S Congrats, Joe :thumbsup:
My posts are the best you'll find in this dull arse forum packed full of losers.:D;)
My posts are the best you'll find in this dull arse forum packed full of losers.:D;)
mine's better than yours!
walpurgis
24-08-2019, 11:44
This is the best post here. :)
https://i.imgur.com/X3XoT7t.jpg
Pigmy Pony
26-08-2019, 08:18
This is the best post here. :)
https://i.imgur.com/X3XoT7t.jpg
That post is first class.
I act in an advisory capacity, for the benefit of mankind.
The world is a piss take and we are definitely living in a simulation.
AJSki2fly
05-09-2019, 11:45
My reality is your day-dream.
Life's a bitch for some, a real bitch for others and the lucky get cherubs...
mad-moon
05-09-2019, 12:52
Life's a bitch, then you marry her daughter
The politics of this country at the moment is a shambollick, pathetic, national embarrassment.
mad-moon
05-09-2019, 14:04
and International too
walpurgis
05-09-2019, 14:36
The politics of this country at the moment is a shambollick, pathetic, national embarrassment.
Nothing new, just more of it at the moment. This country has always been run by self interested idiots.
AJSki2fly
05-09-2019, 16:22
Too many full stops.....
mad-moon
05-09-2019, 16:37
Do you mean an ellipsis...?
I don't have an opinion on the subject.
Say what you want....we still live in one of the best countries on mother earth.
Don't post when you've been drinking it's unlikely to be good.
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