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RobbieGong
08-03-2019, 18:48
https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2019/03/08/billionaire-dies-during-penis-enlargment-operation/
walpurgis
08-03-2019, 19:32
What a dick!
prestonchipfryer
08-03-2019, 19:36
What hard luck! Or not!
No need to ask the Mexican which side he dresses!
stairpost
08-03-2019, 23:22
That's almost unbelievable.......................AOL still exists.
walpurgis
08-03-2019, 23:52
He was obviously into personal 'enhancement' judging by the fake teeth, fake tan, cheek implants, facelift and hair implants.
The price of vanity! Surgery gets riskier as you get older and with general anaesthetic particularly. Once over fifty, avoid it!!
Audio Al
09-03-2019, 05:50
At 65 ? I would rateher have a Curry and some booze , The enjoyment would last longer and the enthusiasm for a nice meal and a drink also , Keep your big Dick :)
Pigmy Pony
09-03-2019, 12:04
If I were a billionaire like him I would have surrounded myself with little people, especially petite ladies with tiny hands. Overall effect would be the same, fewer health risks, and would give a jobs boost to the vertically challenged.
mad-moon
10-03-2019, 00:08
I had to be circumcised...and wasn't allowed a General anaesthetic..because of a heart problem..The result of a heart attack and resulting angina...so they used a local...and having the needle stuck in my charlie 3 times, was a lot worse than the pain I experienced from the heart attack..and that was horrendous....I called out with some rather quaint language, to say the least...my temperature went up as did my blood pressure...I'm not surprised he had a heart attack
Pigmy Pony
10-03-2019, 19:17
When I went to have my breeding tackle seen off in 1990, they started with a local injection to my right one, then my left. Not nice at all. After a couple of minutes he got to work. A bit uncomfortable, but it was quickly over. Then he said, "Right, just the left side to do now". That's where the fun started. He obviously noticed my toes curling, and suggested I could have a bit more 'local'. Didn't fancy another go with the needle so I said I'll be fine. Then he touched something, and after scraping me off the ceiling, insisted on more anaesthetic.
I don't know, the 'lengths' some people will go to, to please the laydees. I can't understand anyone volunteering to have work done 'down there'. Personally I'd rather be a billionaire with a little willy, than be a skint 'tripod'.
dave2010
10-03-2019, 23:00
https://www.aol.co.uk/news/2019/03/08/billionaire-dies-during-penis-enlargment-operation/Could that be fake news?
Maybe.
walpurgis
10-03-2019, 23:31
Could that be fake news?
Maybe.
Doubt it. Fake news is usually generated by people with some sort of agenda. I can't see any capital to be gained from this story.
Reminds me of the gent who when pulling his trousers down, his girl says, “who do you plan to please with that little thing?”, and he replayed, “Me, mostly!”
Russell
You may have heard it's difficult to get an erection with a very big one - it's not true!
mad-moon
11-03-2019, 12:09
When I went to have my breeding tackle seen off in 1990, they started with a local injection to my right one, then my left. Not nice at all. After a couple of minutes he got to work. A bit uncomfortable, but it was quickly over. Then he said, "Right, just the left side to do now". That's where the fun started. He obviously noticed my toes curling, and suggested I could have a bit more 'local'. Didn't fancy another go with the needle so I said I'll be fine. Then he touched something, and after scraping me off the ceiling, insisted on more anaesthetic.
I don't know, the 'lengths' some people will go to, to please the laydees. I can't understand anyone volunteering to have work done 'down there'. Personally I'd rather be a billionaire with a little willy, than be a skint 'tripod'.
Oh..I've had that done too...after the third child....and that was a walk in the park, compared to the circumcision....
Pigmy Pony
11-03-2019, 18:17
You may have heard it's difficult to get an erection with a very big one - it's not true!
Sounds like you're blowing your own trumpet! :D
Audio Al
11-03-2019, 18:40
You may have heard it's difficult to get an erection with a very big one - it's not true!
I have the same trouble , I pass out :doh: , Not enough blood for both of us :)
It's hard for it to swell when it's tucked into your sock.
Marco.
I must have lucky ! No complications
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Pigmy Pony
11-03-2019, 19:05
They used to call me Jake the Peg at school, when I went in the showers all the other boys left. These days I can't pee into the toilet without leaning over it, with one hand on the wall to prop me up. I may even take up sitting for me morning slash :(
...when I went in the showers all the other boys left.
Yes, but that was because of the previous time, when you had a bad dose of diarrhoea, and that sloppy pile of poo slipped down your legs and landed on the floor!:eek::D
Marco.
Sounds like you're blowing your own trumpet! :D
Well I have had some notable erections in my youth, but since giving up the landscape gardening I haven't had to put any sheds up.
Pigmy Pony
11-03-2019, 23:53
Yes, but that was because of the previous time, when you had a bad dose of diarrhoea, and that sloppy pile of poo slipped down your legs and landed on the floor!:eek::D
Marco.
I put that line in on purpose, knowing you'd have something to say! Although I had expected the comment to be a bit more gay.
Pigmy Pony
11-03-2019, 23:55
Well I have had some notable erections in my youth, but since giving up the landscape gardening I haven't had to put any sheds up.
There's a scaffolding firm in Preston, whose truck has got signwritten on the back "Here's Ernie, on his way to another erection". Makes me want to be a scaffolder.
There's a scaffolding firm in Preston, whose truck has got signwritten on the back "Here's Ernie, on his way to another erection". Makes me want to be a scaffolder.
Up there with 'you've tried the Cowboys now try the Indians' on Asian electricians van (I'm told).
Pigmy Pony
12-03-2019, 20:09
Up there with 'you've tried the Cowboys now try the Indians' on Asian electricians van (I'm told).
Yes we have one of those up here. I also see a van going around that just says 'Ahmed Builders'. Not sure if his surname is 'Meshed' :D I saw one of his jobs once - Indian he may be, but definitely also a cowboy. Shocking work.
Crackles
16-03-2019, 18:53
That sounds horrific. I had a camera put down the old chap a few years ago and I had a local for that. Got to say I don't even remember the anaesthetic being administered so it can't have been at all painful.
As for penis enlargements to please the ladies...they do it for their own egos not for the ladies. Most women aren't nearly as bothered about size as men think they are.
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Pigmy Pony
16-03-2019, 20:48
That sounds horrific. I had a camera put down the old chap a few years ago and I had a local for that. Got to say I don't even remember the anaesthetic being administered so it can't have been at all painful.
As for penis enlargements to please the ladies...they do it for their own egos not for the ladies. Most women aren't nearly as bothered about size as men think they are.
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A girlfriend of mine in the seventies had a friend who was determined to "save herself" for her wedding day. One day during a spot off 'heavy petting', her boyfriend managed to get started without her noticing - she thought it was still his finger, and went mental when she 'twigged' what was really happening. She told my girlfriend all about it in confidence, who relayed it to me in confidence, and I told anyone who would listen.
Doubt it did anything for the guy's ego, but it was a cut throat world out there, dog eat cat.
Crackles
16-03-2019, 20:53
A girlfriend of mine in the seventies had a friend who was determined to "save herself" for her wedding day. One day during a spot off 'heavy petting', her boyfriend managed to get started without her noticing - she thought it was still his finger, and went mental when she 'twigged' what was really happening. She told my girlfriend all about it in confidence, who relayed it to me in confidence, and I told anyone who would listen.
Doubt it did anything for the guy's ego, but it was a cut throat world out there, dog eat cat.So I take it she didn't marry him?
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mad-moon
16-03-2019, 21:06
A girlfriend of mine in the seventies had a friend who was determined to "save herself" for her wedding day. One day during a spot off 'heavy petting', her boyfriend managed to get started without her noticing - she thought it was still his finger, and went mental when she 'twigged' what was really happening. She told my girlfriend all about it in confidence, who relayed it to me in confidence, and I told anyone who would listen.
Doubt it did anything for the guy's ego, but it was a cut throat world out there, dog eat cat.
I had a similar experience in the 80's with an ex girlfriend...she wouldn't let me put it in her either....so I asked her If I could poke my finger in her belly button...she said...Oh ok then.....five minutes in...she says.. hang on a minute...that's not my belly button...to whcih I replied...That's not my finger either.....boom boom....
Pigmy Pony
16-03-2019, 23:21
So I take it she didn't marry him?
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They did get engaged, so I guess a big willy wasn't important to her. But then I lost touch with them
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