slips of the tongue

[struth]

May all your doughnuts look just like Fanny'sfamous slip from Johnny to Fanny Craddock.




David Frost to the 1970s sex goddess Raquel Welch: "Raquel, before I get into you, I must pause for this commercial break.''

Football, and Jimmy Magee told viewers: "Brady's been playing inside Platini's shorts all night."

Win McMurry commented on one of Tiger Woods injuries: "Woods says he's been playing with a bad neck for about a month -- and thinks it could be a bulging dick.''

At the BBC News Channel, newsreader Peter Sissons was caught out when he did not realise a camera was on him as a clip of the Weakest Link presenter Anne Robinson was shown. Live on air he remarked, somewhat ungallantly: "That's not Anne Robinson, is it? Jesus Christ! She's even got new tits!"


In his Just-A-Minute Quiz on 2FM Larry Gogan asked a contestant: "Name the BBC Grand Prix commentator? I'll give you a hint -- it's something you suck.''

Contestant: "Oh, Dickie Davies.'' (Murray Walker was the correct answer).

BBC commentator Harry Carpenter after the 1977 Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race: "Ah, isn't that nice? The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

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[mikeyb]

Here's a few... [emoji23]


http://www.johnners.com/audio-clips/

[tapid]

David Coleman: the great Juantorena ( cuban runner) opens his legs and shows his class. Quality.

[mikeyb]

David Coleman: the great Juantorena ( cuban runner) opens his legs and shows his class. Quality.Yip remember that one, a classic [emoji4]

Mind you his stride was something ridiculous like 8ft or something, what a runner [emoji6]

[tapid]

Yip remember that one, a classic [emoji4]

Mind you his stride was something ridiculous like 8ft or something, what a runner [emoji6]

Yeah he could win a race in a few strides, amazing athlete, freak of nature.

[struth]

Yip remember that one, a classic [emoji4]

Mind you his stride was something ridiculous like 8ft or something, what a runner [emoji6]

thats a big un:lol:

a cheetah does 22 ft, so dont try and outrun one, just outrun your mate;)

[Len Co]

Dimbleby made very few mistakes in his lengthy overseeing of Question Time but it was hilarious when he addressed the foreign sec. who had just made headlines regarding his adulterous affairs as 'Robin Cock'.

[Oddball]

Sunday Brunch around a month ago , channel 4 - The alluring Kate Humble , Tony Blackurn and Boyzone were standing watching the raven haired woman from South America discussing sparkling wines - a Brazilian one a Californian one and one from Timbucktoo or somewhere .
They had a glass of each and were asked whch they preferred ?
Kate Humble said she liked the Brazilain - to which Keating , Duffy and Lynch roar their heads off whilst the innocent Humble doesnt get the joke !!

Sniggering like schoolboys all around and then she gives them a double take !!!-- Priceless tv .
Still pissing themselves few minutes later :D

[mad-moon]

My pal has just bought his partner a new tablet. He was telling me about it, saying he'll have to take it back, he says she wants a seven incher because she can't handle the ten incher because she has pain in her hands...the penny dropped a few moments later and we had a good laugh.....sorry Vince..I had to share this....

[mr sneff]

An elderly, not computer savvy, friend of mine was sent, some years ago, by her son to get him some new floppy discs from the local office supplies shop. Imagine the salesman's face when she asked, "have you got a floppy dick?"