Which one of the 'Glasgow mafia' is a wee jobby.....

[Marco]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/194371/pub-sign-shames-man-who-only-enters-to-do-a-wee-jobby-and-leaves-without-buying-anything/

So which one of you shneaked in there to shlip out a shlippy one?:D

I reckon it was Gaz:eyebrows:

Marco.

[Firebottle]

:eek: :o

When ya gotta go ya gotta go :D

[struth]

Cannae see it bein' the Mafia. Omerta an that;)

[Marco]

Omerta?:hmm:

Marco.

[struth]

Omerta?:hmm:

Marco.

shush, dont tell everyone:)

[Marco]

I wouldn't if I knew what it was! :D

So what is it?

Marco.

[struth]

its a glesgae word. youve been away too long. it means sharuppayirface

[Ali Tait]

Code of silence. My lips are sealed.

[Marco]

Yeah, the longer I thought about it, I guessed what it was. The origin is a southern Italian term I'm not really familiar with.

So, was it you (the jobby-boy)?:D

Marco.

[Ali Tait]

Could tell you but I’d have to kill you.

[Marco]

:eyebrows::eyebrows:

It'd be *so* funny though, if he tried to come back in again, and everyone in the pub shouted: 'Awwrite jobby-boy'? It's a pound for a plop!!:D:lol:

Marco.

[struth]

or locked him in the cubicle till he pays a fine and signs a confession:D

[rmcin626]

:eyebrows::eyebrows:

It'd be *so* funny though, if he tried to come back in again, and everyone in the pub shouted: 'Awwrite jobby-boy'? It's a pound for a plop!!:D:lol:

Marco.

That sounds like a good plan

[Len Co]

Have someone on standby to whip some cling film over the bowl just before he reaches the cubicle.

[Gazjam]

T’wasn’t me....

if it was I’d need to ‘dump’ you to buy your silence...

Rufus T’s is a fine establisment BTW...