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ReggieB
12-01-2019, 11:45
She, the good lady in doors, just asked why I spend so much time looking at Hi-Fi on the Internet. I replied "What else is there to look at on the Internet?" to which she replied "Porn, like normal people".

mikeyb
12-01-2019, 11:53
She obviously realises Porn is free [emoji23]

struth
12-01-2019, 11:53
She, the good lady in doors, just asked why I spend so much time looking at Hi-Fi on the Internet. I replied "What else is there to look at on the Internet?" to which she replied "Porn, like normal people".

:doh: some women eh?:D

Macca
12-01-2019, 11:59
You could also watch videos of cats doing crazy stuff. Or do some gambling.


Most popular internet sites UK https://www.similarweb.com/top-websites/united-kingdom - porn is only 8th.

walpurgis
12-01-2019, 11:59
What's porn?

Joe
12-01-2019, 12:06
What's porn?

A piece in a chess game. HTH.

mikeyb
12-01-2019, 12:14
What's porn?Some examples here [emoji23]https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190112/e660997bd2033593d4d13179d7d87da1.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190112/21f5fdc63776704019de379a39d220cd.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190112/1521d096c213e41547ec823ff1721be6.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190112/c610400ca432992cafb1c25d3d20d568.jpg

mad-moon
12-01-2019, 12:24
Some examples here [emoji23]https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190112/e660997bd2033593d4d13179d7d87da1.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190112/21f5fdc63776704019de379a39d220cd.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190112/1521d096c213e41547ec823ff1721be6.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190112/c610400ca432992cafb1c25d3d20d568.jpg

pure erotica

mikeyb
12-01-2019, 12:25
pure eroticaFilthy if you ask me [emoji23]

Beobloke
12-01-2019, 13:03
Meh, that has little effect on me now. I’ve moved onto the hard core stuff, like turntables with their platters off.

mikeyb
12-01-2019, 13:04
Meh, that has little effect on me now. I’ve moved onto the hard core stuff, like turntables with their platters off.[emoji50]

ReggieB
12-01-2019, 14:01
TBH when it come to porn, I'd much rather have a nice hot cup of tea. Thought, it doesn't have burn your dick.

struth
12-01-2019, 14:04
TBH when it come to porn, I'd much rather have a nice hot cup of tea. Thought, it doesn't have burn your dick.

not the only thing that does;)

Macca
12-01-2019, 14:21
Meh, that has little effect on me now. I’ve moved onto the hard core stuff, like turntables with their platters off.

Lucky for you that Mary Whitehouse isn't around any more.

Len Co
12-01-2019, 17:55
Not a new phenomenon...

'I just found out yesterday that Linda goes to mars
Every time I sit and look at pictures of used cars
She'll turn on her radio and sit down in her chair
And look at me across the room, as if I wasn't there'

... Written before the Internet.... But by who?

mikeyb
12-01-2019, 17:57
Not a new phenomenon...

'I just found out yesterday that Linda goes to mars
Every time I sit and look at pictures of used cars
She'll turn on her radio and sit down in her chair
And look at me across the room, as if I wasn't there'

... Written before the Internet.... But by who?Grant will know this one [emoji6]

walpurgis
12-01-2019, 18:06
Not a new phenomenon...

'I just found out yesterday that Linda goes to mars
Every time I sit and look at pictures of used cars
She'll turn on her radio and sit down in her chair
And look at me across the room, as if I wasn't there'

... Written before the Internet.... But by who?

Pope Pius IX, in 1873. :)

mikeyb
12-01-2019, 18:12
Pope Pius IX, in 1873. :)Ridiculous suggestion, it was 1874 [emoji23]

Len Co
12-01-2019, 20:01
Philistines!

Pigmy Pony
13-01-2019, 10:55
What a sad bunch we are, no wonder my bits don't work properly anymore :(

struth
13-01-2019, 10:59
was my hero who wrote that. the great John Prine

Pigmy Pony
13-01-2019, 11:24
was my hero who wrote that. the great John Prine

Brain the size of a planet! Grant could be one of the "chasers" - not sure what his nickname would be, but Lothian Lothario has a nice ring to it.

JohnJo
13-01-2019, 12:55
Not a new phenomenon...

'I just found out yesterday that Linda goes to mars
Every time I sit and look at pictures of used cars
She'll turn on her radio and sit down in her chair
And look at me across the room, as if I wasn't there'

... Written before the Internet.... But by who?

John Prine

JohnJo
13-01-2019, 12:56
Oops, Grant beat me to it, didn't read that far down the thread:doh:

Len Co
13-01-2019, 14:28
John Prine is of course correct, his earlier albums and the Anthology collection are well worth a listen, some of the most humorous and touching lyrics I have ever heard (sometimes on the same track too).

Ian7633
13-01-2019, 15:13
On the topic of porn I was concerned I might have to pay more after Brexit, I was told that I may find a slight rise.

struth
13-01-2019, 15:26
John Prine is of course correct, his earlier albums and the Anthology collection are well worth a listen, some of the most humorous and touching lyrics I have ever heard (sometimes on the same track too).

The Late John Garfield blues is a beautiful ballad, and for humour, space monkey and Jesus the Missing years are pretty good. Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan both cant be wrong

Macca
13-01-2019, 15:35
On the topic of porn I was concerned I might have to pay more after Brexit, I was told that I may find a slight rise.

Are you here all week too?

Marco
13-01-2019, 15:41
She, the good lady in doors, just asked why I spend so much time looking at Hi-Fi on the Internet. I replied "What else is there to look at on the Internet?" to which she replied "Porn, like normal people".

Tell her, just for her cheek, you'll be stealing the batteries from her 'favourite friend'...;)

Marco.

Lawrence001
13-01-2019, 21:59
Tell her, just for her cheek, you'll be stealing the batteries from her 'favourite friend'...;)

Marco.Might be doing her a favour if this is anything to go by...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8170314/woman-claims-sex-toy-batteries-exploded-hand-ceiling/amp/


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Marco
13-01-2019, 22:19
Lol... Look at the state of her, though - all botox'd to buggery, with 'pouty fish-lips', false eyelashes, and no doubt false everything else too, at 25!:doh::rolleyes:

I wonder if some of these idiots/young women realise how UGLY/inhuman they're making themselves look, by having all that (completely unnecessary) shit done? I don't think any of them ever look at themselves *properly* in the mirror!!

Anyway, I'm glad that she wasn't injured, but it serves her right for buying cheap (mass-produced in China, no doubt) shit like that in the first place - and I hope her boyfriend/husband/partner or whatever are happy now having found out that she's been indulging in rather too much 'me time'....;)

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
14-01-2019, 07:22
I recently saw a programme on C4 called "The Sex Robots are Coming", and the dolls looked just like her. So maybe fashion plays a part in this "look".

If that look was what appealed to me, then I think I'd go robot. Much lower maintenance - no more botox, collagen infills, hair extensions, coloured contact lenses, tanning salons or false nails. Just a quick flush out then leave to drip dry :)

struth
14-01-2019, 07:34
too much information

mikeyb
14-01-2019, 07:45
Oops, Grant beat me to it, didn't read that far down the thread:doh:Lol you were all too slow, why d'ya think I posted that Grant would know it right after the question was posted [emoji6][emoji23]

struth
14-01-2019, 08:07
Lol you were all too slow, why d'ya think I posted that Grant would know it right after the question was posted [emoji6][emoji23]

not enough prine on this forum, but encouraged there is some;)

Marco
14-01-2019, 09:01
I recently saw a programme on C4 called "The Sex Robots are Coming", and the dolls looked just like her. So maybe fashion plays a part in this "look".

If that look was what appealed to me, then I think I'd go robot. Much lower maintenance - no more botox, collagen infills, hair extensions, coloured contact lenses, tanning salons or false nails. Just a quick flush out then leave to drip dry :)

Oh 100% certain, and also so they can look 'perfect' on every one of the 200 selfies they'll be taking that day, and will post on Instagram, for the 'approval' (or otherwise) of the assembled braindead robots (read as other sad victims of peer pressure)!:doh::mental:

And yes, that burnt-orange look, which passes as a 'tan' these days, is also very attractive [ahem], especially when there are five inches of make-up on top, diligently applied with a trowel:rolleyes: No wonder it takes them 10 hours to get ready in the morning, and the same at night, to take it all off!!

It's more sad than funny though, as they seem to be creating a 'mask' to hide behind, because they're painfully lacking in self-confidence and have low self-esteem, which is sadly the norm these days for females under 30 - and often over that, too...

Therefore, they hate how they look naturally (probably because their appearance has been criticised by some jealous/vindictive, trolling inadequates on social media), when in reality they look fine, and so much better with all that plastic rubbish stripped off of their faces and elsewhere...!

What happened to people looking REAL? When did a desire to hide behind these ridiculous (and rather ghoulish) 'masks' happen? Sad days today indeed.....

Marco.

walpurgis
14-01-2019, 09:17
And what's this latest nonsense with women having eyebrows that look as theough they been applied with a big black rubber stamp?

Here's a rather extreme example (complete with orange 'tan' and idiot pout).

http://i67.tinypic.com/29mko5t.jpg

RobbieGong
14-01-2019, 09:26
And what's this latest nonsense with women having eyebrows that look as theough they been applied with a big black rubber stamp?

Here's a rather extreme example (complete with orange 'tan' and idiot pout).

http://i67.tinypic.com/29mko5t.jpg

:eek: :spew:

Marco
14-01-2019, 09:27
OH FFS, 'she' looks like a mutant baboon!!:doh::doh:

How on earth could she/it/whatever have looked in the mirror and thought that said reflection looked HUMAN, never mind 'good'...??

And apparently the latest 'fashion' for women now is to 'proudly display' their bodyhair, so look out for some nice beards near you soon - and the fat chicks will have more chins to show them off!!

Marco.

struth
14-01-2019, 09:29
looks like one of Bouddica's tribe.

Joe
14-01-2019, 10:01
I'm fairly sure that's a 'joke' photograph.

walpurgis
14-01-2019, 10:12
I'm fairly sure that's a 'joke' photograph.

I wouldn't bank on it. There are plenty of people about who have no idea of how to visualise themselves, with the consequent disastrous results.

http://i63.tinypic.com/n4gk2h.jpg http://i63.tinypic.com/mwbms6.jpg

http://i63.tinypic.com/xde551.jpg http://i64.tinypic.com/maxkk0.jpg

http://i68.tinypic.com/n5lgkl.png http://i64.tinypic.com/34eotgp.jpg

struth
14-01-2019, 10:14
oooh, pic 4 has had a few slaps in its day:D

Marco
14-01-2019, 10:15
I'm fairly sure that's a 'joke' photograph.

Lol... You obviously haven't been out much recently! Or haven't looked at pictures these idiots post on social media? The one shown earlier, which Lawrence linked to, was fairly 'normal', compared with some of the true monstrosities you see so often now!!!

Marco.

Marco
14-01-2019, 10:16
oooh, pic 4 has had a few slaps in its day:D

The last one would make a great advert for Guy Fawkes night....

No, not Halloween, because her 'coupon' would provide the perfect warning, showing the dangers of putting your plastic face too near a bonfire!!!

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
14-01-2019, 18:37
Maybe it's because I live in Chorley, but they look fine to me. Picture 6's eyebrows look a bit funny, but I'd still buy her a drink. :D And as for picture 5, I'm sure I saw him at Cranage last year.

Marco
14-01-2019, 20:06
Picture 6's eyebrows look a bit funny, but I'd still buy her a drink. :D

I can see the attraction, for those of a certain persuasion. as those lips look no stranger to a cum-gun.

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
14-01-2019, 20:45
Steady on, I only said I'd buy her a drink! She looks like a two-man job, and that's not my scene. Anyway, the dark hair's a deal-breaker, I prefer blondes. I really can't afford to be fussy though - I can't wear a polo neck 'cos it looks like a foreskin on me. :(

Macca
14-01-2019, 20:51
Steady on, I only said I'd buy her a drink! She looks like a two-man job, and that's not my scene. Anyway, the dark hair's a deal-breaker, I prefer blondes. I really can't afford to be fussy though - I can't wear a polo neck 'cos it looks like a foreskin on me. :(

Don't take it too hard, only three men in history looked good in a polo neck.


Roger Moore (I mean he could wear a safari suit and get away with it, so polo neck is child's play by comparison)

Patrick Allen (the bloke in the helicopter from the Barrett Homes ad)

Bodie off of 'The Professionals'.


And they're all dead.

Marco
14-01-2019, 21:03
...and:


https://youtu.be/DVDnGpIscbM

Marco.

Macca
14-01-2019, 21:07
Oh yeah Gary Myers, forgot about him.

Pigmy Pony
14-01-2019, 21:10
...and:


https://youtu.be/DVDnGpIscbM

Marco.

Yeah, my look is somewhere between that, and Wilfred from the Bash Street kids.

Marco
14-01-2019, 21:13
Yes, but with a touch of fried onions.

Marco.

struth
15-01-2019, 05:27
I looked good in one[emoji106]

Pigmy Pony
15-01-2019, 07:25
Wow Marco, that brings back good memories!

Club 18-30, just after I'd had the work done. I really fooled them all - I was 32 at the time :) I'd kill to have that figure again.

ReggieB
15-01-2019, 08:46
I'm glad to see that my thread mentioning porn seems to be much more active than most of my posts about Hi-Fi. Perhaps She Who Must Be Obeyed has a point.

Pigmy Pony
15-01-2019, 18:38
I think your "She Who Must Be Obeyed" is far from alone in this view - for the most part women just don't "get" the Hifi thing. On this forum with its many thousands of members, only two female members come to mind. What is it about our hobby that makes it so male-oriented?

Marco
15-01-2019, 18:47
Most women I know (including Del), who love music (and also good sound quality) care not a JOT about the gear, but simply the end result! ;)

Oh, and I'm glad you're enjoying your avatar... I've got a few more 'specials' lined up for you:eyebrows:

Marco.

P.S I *detest* the term "SWMBO", as it goes totally against my principles - and the other way too, with an 'H' at the beginning!

Macca
15-01-2019, 18:48
Most women don't have hobbies? I don't think they see a need for them. If they have a hi-fi it's there to make music same as the toaster is there to make toast. She's no more likely to go on a hi-fi forum as a toaster forum. Wouldn't see the point of it.

Marco
15-01-2019, 18:55
Most women don't have hobbies? I don't think they see a need for them. If they have a hi-fi it's there to make music same as the toaster is there to make toast. She's no more likely to go on a hi-fi forum as a toaster forum. Wouldn't see the point of it.

Lol - you can tell you don't know many women, *well*...;)

For starters, they certainly love forums, where they discuss their 'passions' and all manner of, erm, 'fascinating' subjects with other women. Check out the likes of Mumsnet...:eek::D

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
15-01-2019, 19:06
Lol - you can tell you don't know many women, *well*...;)

For starters, they certainly love forums, where they discuss their 'passions' and all manner of, erm, 'fascinating' subjects with other women. Check out the likes of Mumsnet...:eek::D

Marco.

I prefer the other forum, Mums in Fishnets" :)

Marco
15-01-2019, 19:10
Ha - doesn't surprise me, given your love of MILFs:eyebrows:

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
15-01-2019, 19:58
Ha - doesn't surprise me, given your love of MILFs:eyebrows:

Marco.

MILFs, GILFs, GGILFs, it's all good!

That new avatar, wow, it's like looking in the mirror! Except for my hair, which is a bit shorter.

Marco
15-01-2019, 20:12
Lol... Are you enjoying getting a 'wee surprise' when you look at your posts?:D

If there's anything specific you'd like as an avatar, something more sensible perhaps, just link me to the picture and it'll become your avatar:)

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
15-01-2019, 20:47
Thanks Marco, you're a good man!

I gave up thinking about avatars ages ago, when I realised I'm actually shit at technology. I'll give it some thought though :)

Marco
15-01-2019, 20:52
No problem - just let me know. Meanwhile, I'll try and keep things interesting!:D

Marco.

Macca
15-01-2019, 21:00
Lol - you can tell you don't know many women, *well*...;)

For starters, they certainly love forums, where they discuss their 'passions' and all manner of, erm, 'fascinating' subjects with other women. Check out the likes of Mumsnet...:eek::D

Marco.

That's not a hobby though.

Marco
15-01-2019, 21:01
Well, a lot of them seem to like rabbits....

Marco.

struth
15-01-2019, 21:03
More keen on Facebook

Pigmy Pony
16-01-2019, 08:42
Good morning Marco, Carlton Banks today, eh? At least it's not a pic of his dad.

Barry
28-03-2019, 21:59
I recently saw a programme on C4 called "The Sex Robots are Coming", and the dolls looked just like her. So maybe fashion plays a part in this "look".

If that look was what appealed to me, then I think I'd go robot. Much lower maintenance - no more botox, collagen infills, hair extensions, coloured contact lenses, tanning salons or false nails. Just a quick flush out then leave to drip dry :)

And no complaining about your "performance" either. :D

Pigmy Pony
28-03-2019, 22:51
And no complaining about your "performance" either. :D

No, I would need the complaints to make the experience more realistic!

Macca
29-03-2019, 07:32
No, I would need the complaints to make the experience more realistic!

Make a mix tape to play on your Walkman whilst your underway - 'You're doing it all wrong'...etc

Pigmy Pony
29-03-2019, 07:43
Make a mix tape to play on your Walkman whilst your underway - 'You're doing it all wrong'...etc

Most often played tracks would be "Socks in bed again!" and "Dutch Oven Blues".

Macca
29-03-2019, 07:45
Not forgetting '(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction'

Pigmy Pony
29-03-2019, 07:52
:) Or "Do it Again". Sorry no, need a day off to refill the tank.

Barry
30-03-2019, 21:28
Then just record a female voice saying: "is it in? I can't feel it."

Pigmy Pony
31-03-2019, 10:09
Without meaning to brag, I am a kind of "Sex Ninja" - I have the ability to come and go unnoticed ;)

Firebottle
31-03-2019, 10:32
:rofl: