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Wakefield Turntables
29-12-2018, 12:19
Don't take it too seriously. ;)

http://machinadynamica.com/
Pharos
29-12-2018, 13:19
I get the same sense of fear and trepidation that I do when I receive emails from lovely looking Russian girls.

I daren't go in with is, as I am sceptical about the emails, in case I get 'sucked in'.
mad-moon
29-12-2018, 13:20
:lol:
walpurgis
29-12-2018, 13:29
I get the same sense of fear and trepidation that I do when I receive emails from lovely looking Russian girls.

I daren't go in with is, as I am sceptical about the emails, in case I get 'sucked in'.

I know a Russian girl and she's very nice. Unfortunately, she has a knack of making herself look like a cheap prostitute.
sumday
29-12-2018, 20:34
"Foaming at the mouth".....this thread is nothing without pictures.
Barry
29-12-2018, 22:03
I like these: 'Brilliant Pebbles'

http://machinadynamica.com/machina17.htm

I believe a Member here was going to try some and report back - but never did.
Macca
30-12-2018, 08:59
The 'Teleportation Technique' has always been my favourite. http://machinadynamica.com/machina43.htm
Barry
30-12-2018, 19:26
The 'Teleportation Technique' has always been my favourite. http://machinadynamica.com/machina43.htm

Ought to work for me - my listening/living room is full of books, CDs and records. Not to mention furniture, rugs, pictures, ornaments, magazines and hi-fi gear. Too much stuff generating 'morphic' claptrap. :lol:
Macca
30-12-2018, 19:33
Makes my 'banana atop the pre-amp' tweak look pretty damn scientific by comparison.

Although that site is intended to be an elaborate joke. I think.
YNWaN
30-12-2018, 19:37
No, the site isn’t a joke - they’ve been going for many years.

My ‘favourite’ was the one where they phoned you up and made your system sound better by sending a signal over the telephone - I think they called it their Teleportation thingy.
Barry
30-12-2018, 19:37
Makes my 'banana atop the pre-amp' tweak look pretty damn scientific by comparison.

Although that site is intended to be an elaborate joke. I think.

Yes - but with the banana, you can always reverse the application to see if the difference/improvement is genuine. Can one do the same with the morphic telephone call? Is there another number you can dial to undo the effect of the first?
YNWaN
30-12-2018, 19:44
WARNING do not read any of the below link if you are drinking a hot beverage:

https://www.stereophile.com/content/lets
Macca
30-12-2018, 19:53
No, the site isn’t a joke - they’ve been going for many years.

My ‘favourite’ was the one where they phoned you up and made your system sound better by sending a signal over the telephone - I think they called it their Teleportation thingy.

It's been going at least as long as I've had the internet which is 14 years, that doesn't mean it's not a joke. Although I'm sure if someone wants to pony up their dough he's happy to take it.
YNWaN
30-12-2018, 20:15
You’ve got a strange idea as to what constitutes a joke then.
Macca
30-12-2018, 20:23
You’ve got a strange idea as to what constitutes a joke then.

Not a Monty Python fan then?

Hey, maybe you are right and it is dead serious. I just don't know anymore.
Joe
30-12-2018, 23:17
This is my favourite 'going for years' website. I had to stop looking at it because it made me laugh so much it hurt:

http://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/index.html

I'm fairly sure that Machina Dynamica site is also a joke, which is doubly funny if people take it seriously and rant about 'rip-off merchants' and suchlike.
walpurgis
30-12-2018, 23:23
This is my favourite 'going for years' website. I had to stop looking at it because it made me laugh so much it hurt:

http://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/index.html

I'm fairly sure that Machina Dynamica site is also a joke, which is doubly funny if people take it seriously and rant about 'rip-off merchants' and suchlike.

I see Mixi is in Wrexham :).
Macca
30-12-2018, 23:30
This is my favourite 'going for years' website. I had to stop looking at it because it made me laugh so much it hurt:

http://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/index.html

I'm fairly sure that Machina Dynamica site is also a joke, which is doubly funny if people take it seriously and rant about 'rip-off merchants' and suchlike.

The answers to the 'letters' are quite funny too.

'Our experts in Europe and doctors in America define an entrance into hell as any access to and from the underworld, found anywhere on the surface of the earth, which is or has been regularly used by Beelzebub and his armies during the last 97 centuries or so'
walpurgis
30-12-2018, 23:41
Dunno about the entrance to Hell, but I know where the entrance to Heaven is, my girlfriend keeps it warm for me! :eyebrows:
Marco
30-12-2018, 23:55
I see Mixi is in Wrexham :).

Soz, don't get it?:scratch:

Can't see any reference to Wrexham there....

Marco.
realysm42
31-12-2018, 05:42
Dunno about the entrance to Hell, but I know where the entrance to Heaven is, my girlfriend keeps it warm for me! :eyebrows:

That’s not funny, it makes you sound like a creep.
walpurgis
31-12-2018, 09:36
Soz, don't get it?:scratch:

Can't see any reference to Wrexham there....

Marco.

Definitely says Wrexham.

http://i66.tinypic.com/new93n.png