Ever wondered.....

[REM]

.....how ugly bints get dates??

(Might not be SFW, depends where you work, of course!)

http://xa.yimg.com/kq/groups/11827165/2112296259/name/How_ugly_women_get_dates.wmv

:stalks::eek:

[Alex_UK]

She wouldn't need even a quarter of her skills if I dated her... :eek: :lol:

[goraman]

:carrot:I pretty much dated her sister for 2 years.A little younger with darker hair but looks somewhat like her.
Her name was Dawn and she had a retarted gag reflex,much to my pleasure.
The only reason it lasted 2 years!
TRUE STORY

[Alex_UK]

I think Dawn and the Retarded Gag Reflex were a 70's British punk band weren't they? If not they should have been!

[goraman]

I think Dawn and the Retarded Gag Reflex were a 70's British punk band weren't they? If not they should have been!

Sorry to say she was very real and so was her retarted gag reflex, but it would be a great band name.

Out of good taste I won't post her picture or give her last name.

[REM]

A young lady called Dawn, with reflexes retarded,
Raised more than a smile, as her lips slightly parted,
Only to dash expectation,
On the rock of quotation,

"PUT IT AWAY, I'VE JUST GONE AND FARTED":lol: