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struth
02-06-2018, 18:39
http://quizzes.howstuffworks.com/quiz/whats-your-ww2-job?acct=zoocom-sc&utm_medium=paid&utm_source=taboola&utm_campaign=657511&utm_term=newsuk-thescottishsun&utm_content=What+Would+Have+Been+Your+WWII+Job%3F+ %28Quiz%29&adid=47557146&img=http%3A%2F%2Fgleaned-images.stuff.com%2Fsignals-test%2F3dd189de4e1ac1420442f5b887e72f9dbd9588cc2f0 b40d82f95f509&mkcpgn=5c52b63a90d84d9f91ed2300be50a3b1&sg_uid=5c52b63a90d84d9f91ed2300be50a3b1

see what you would be in ww2...... i'm a codebreaker:ner:

Macca
02-06-2018, 18:55
MI6 apparently. Although I think they mean the SOE?


Not bloody likely. Creeping around at night in occupied France with a sten gun garrotting sentries? I've seen what happened to Virginia McKenna in that film.


I'd be in the rear with the gear. Quartermaster's stores like Crapgame in Kelly's Heroes. Somewhere you can organise a fiddle so you come out of it with a bit more than a demob suit. I'm guessing that's not one of the outcomes on the test though.

struth
02-06-2018, 18:58
I'm certainly in a safer place. Lol

Could always sell my knowledge to the ruskies at end of war for a pension

Macca
02-06-2018, 19:12
I'm certainly in a safer place. Lol

Could always sell my knowledge to the ruskies at end of war for a pension

You could write your ticket if you were in intelligence. Loads of opportunities after the war, go and work for the Yanks in the CIA. Or the big corporations, they hired loads of ex-intelligence operatives. Bit too boring for me though. Like accountancy but with maps.

walpurgis
02-06-2018, 19:13
It just says 'soldier'!

I might volunteer to be a sniper. I'm resourceful and like working alone, plus, I'm a qualified marksman.

struth
02-06-2018, 19:14
Read. Cannon fodder

Barry
02-06-2018, 19:17
I'm a codebreaker as well!

Macca
02-06-2018, 19:22
It just says 'soldier'!

I might volunteer to be a sniper. I'm resourceful and like working alone, plus, I'm a qualified marksman.

Sniper my bloody arse Walpurgis! Dream on lad! You're on mine detection! Now get moving AT THE DOUBLE! Get those knees up lad, GET THOSE KNEES UP!

Bjork67
02-06-2018, 19:49
Tatie peeler here .

narabdela
02-06-2018, 21:02
Another codebreaker! :)

Macca
02-06-2018, 21:19
They're going to need to build an extension onto Bletchley Park at this rate.

struth
02-06-2018, 21:20
codereaker leads, followed by the sos / army so far... come-on Marco, lets see you doing your bit for the homeland;)

struth
02-06-2018, 21:22
I wonder if they have a private walker job(spiv):eyebrows:

Joe
02-06-2018, 21:27
Thank God we had a Navy.

struth
02-06-2018, 21:32
and an airforce.

alphaGT
03-06-2018, 05:42
It’s says I’d make a spy, I rather like that idea. You get your orders and you’re off, no superior barking in your face the whole time. I’ve always thought of myself as being sneaky.

Russell

Landloper
03-06-2018, 07:02
I'm not sure I've done it right, mine came back as SS-Standartenjunker OA.

Macca
03-06-2018, 08:04
I'm not sure I've done it right, mine came back as SS-Standartenjunker OA.

:lol:

The Nazis had the best uniforms though. Designed by Hugo Boss.

struth
03-06-2018, 08:20
think they were nazis in another country...

Macca
03-06-2018, 08:41
think they were nazis in another country...

Don't get you?

struth
03-06-2018, 08:47
Don't get you?

they were like say, austrian nazi units set up when austria or holland when not under nazi rule

Macca
03-06-2018, 08:55
I'm still at a loss?

You are talking about the uniforms?

struth
03-06-2018, 09:10
no, the orginisation. they had regiments eventually who fought for germany. the first bit of name is that. the second im not sure, may be a rank

Lawrence001
03-06-2018, 09:17
Junker is a cadet officer I think. Looked it up and OA is Offiziersanwärter or officer aspirant.

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Lawrence001
03-06-2018, 09:18
Oh I came on here to say I'm at Bletchley too, better get that new wing built.

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Macca
03-06-2018, 09:26
no, the orginisation. they had regiments eventually who fought for germany. the first bit of name is that. the second im not sure, may be a rank

Oh right, yes it is a rank. They recruited from all over for the Waffen SS; swept the 'racial purity' bit under the carpet once they started losing the war and needed the troops. They even had a muslim division. Here they are at prayer:

https://i.imgur.com/7hpSFWE.jpg


There was a British unit as well but they didn't get many recruits for that.

Len Co
03-06-2018, 09:30
Mine just said 'next' ?

struth
03-06-2018, 09:32
Mine just said 'next' ?

must have stalled... think there was 25 questions. or thereabouts.

Jazid
03-06-2018, 10:26
I'm a Land Girl. Getting sweaty with the girls, sounds an excellent choice! Funny occupation to give a geezer though?

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struth
03-06-2018, 10:51
I'm a Land Girl. Getting sweaty with the girls, sounds an excellent choice! Funny occupation to give a geezer though?

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maybe get to sleep with them too :eyebrows: i should have given better answers:doh:

Macca
03-06-2018, 12:10
maybe get to sleep with them too :eyebrows: i should have given better answers:doh:

At least you are safe in Bletchley Park (and loads of birds worked there). I'm in Gestapo headquarters being tortured by that bloke out of 'Raiders Of The Lost Ark.'

YNWaN
03-06-2018, 15:55
Mine says ‘Spy’.

walpurgis
03-06-2018, 16:11
Mine said 'Shepherd Spy'. :)

Marco
03-06-2018, 18:24
Mine says ‘Spy’.

Same here, but in small print underneath, it adds: "for the lady-officer changing rooms".

:eyebrows::eyebrows:

Marco.

struth
03-06-2018, 19:13
Same here, but in small print underneath, it adds: "for the lady-officer changing rooms".

:eyebrows::eyebrows:

Marco.

You'll be getting tortured beside macca then. Unless one of u turns and becomes a double agent

Marco
03-06-2018, 19:19
I'm a lover mate, not a fighter;)

Marco.

struth
03-06-2018, 19:28
This new army is mighty short of soldiers. Got Geoff and a tattie pealer. Mind u Geoff is an army. Lol

walpurgis
03-06-2018, 20:05
This new army is mighty short of soldiers. Got Geoff and a tattie pealer. Mind u Geoff is an army. Lol

Just getting me camo and ammo belts on right now! :guns:

struth
03-06-2018, 21:50
Just getting me camo and ammo belts on right now! :guns:

I'm just getting my cammy knickers on before my shift in hut 69

walpurgis
03-06-2018, 21:55
I'm just getting my cammy knickers on before my shift in hut 69

I believe it's your turn in the barrel mate. :eek:

Mikeandvan
03-06-2018, 22:02
I would have been called up and shot to pieces, may'be if I was a bit older (19, 20), I'd have objected, and been castigated by my neighbours.

Batty
04-06-2018, 00:19
Yet another Codebreaker.

Lawrence001
04-06-2018, 16:22
Either the test is biased or there's something about audiophiles and maths/strategy/subterfuge!

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Minstrel SE
04-06-2018, 18:40
What the hells this..... its come up with a land girl..."as a woman you werent allowed to fight" even though I said I was a man on an early question. :)

Im not brave but I didnt think it would give that answer.

Ive just tried to be honest as I cant imagine fighting in a WW myself. They must have bred them tougher then

walpurgis
04-06-2018, 18:44
I think this quiz is actually targeted at women.

struth
04-06-2018, 18:52
Think it's showing how we as people have become soft

Macca
04-06-2018, 19:00
What the hells this..... its come up with a land girl..."as a woman you werent allowed to fight" even though I said I was a man on an early question. :)

Im not brave but I didnt think it would give that answer.

Ive just tried to be honest as I cant imagine fighting in a WW myself. They must have bred them tougher then

If you read people's WW1 and WW2 memoirs they one thing they all mention is how afraid they were until they accepted that they were going to be killed and then they could just get on with it.


Anyways in WW2 there were about nine troops behind the lines in supporting roles to every one man at the front actually shooting and getting shot at. So the odds are you'd get away with not being in too dangerous a situation.

struth
04-06-2018, 19:03
With my luck it would be FLI. for me every time. That's why I tried for a bushy home job. Struck lucky with Bletchley park. Lots of chicks around and access to whisky

Macca
04-06-2018, 19:09
The Yanks will use their plentiful supply of nylons and chocolate to get all the birds. You'll need to get your shagging in before the end of '41 because it'll all dry up after that.

struth
04-06-2018, 19:20
Sure I could use the info surrounding me to my benefit. A secret spiv and twister. Yup I could do that for my country.

Minstrel SE
05-06-2018, 19:14
If you read people's WW1 and WW2 memoirs they one thing they all mention is how afraid they were until they accepted that they were going to be killed and then they could just get on with it.


Anyways in WW2 there were about nine troops behind the lines in supporting roles to every one man at the front actually shooting and getting shot at. So the odds are you'd get away with not being in too dangerous a situation.

Yes I was thinking about this. There must have been a point where they were just resigned to their fate and getting on with it. Storming a fortified beach or flying in a Lancaster the chances were that it was your final mission in life. Those Lancaster gun turrets were like flying coffins. Call it brainwashing bravado or bravery the pressure not to let the lads down and follow orders must have been immense

I cant fathom it really as I would be like "you want me to do what!"... theres machine gun nests over there... Im off home. Of course it didnt work like that and I would probably have been hung for being a coward or a traitor. My white hat would have had lots of white feathers on it.

A nice supporting role way behind the lines would have done me. My dad was in the pay corps during national service so was there a pay corps in WWII?..that would have been ok for me :)

Macca
05-06-2018, 19:25
Yes I was thinking about this. There must have been a point where they were just resigned to their fate and getting on with it. Storming a fortified beach or flying in a Lancaster the chances were that it was your final mission in life. Those Lancaster gun turrets were like flying coffins. Call it brainwashing bravado or bravery the pressure bot to let the lads down and follow orders must have been immense

I cant fathom it really as I would have been like "you want me to do what!" Are you crazy.... theres machine gun nests over there... Im off home. :) Of course it didnt work like that and I would probably have been hung for being a coward or a traitor. My white hat would have had lots of white feathers on it :)

A nice supporting role way behind the lines would have done me. My dad was in the pay corps during national service so was there a pay corps in WWII?..that would have been ok for me :)

There was a pay corps so you're well in :)

Most people take the same view of charging machine gun nests and such-like. Trouble is they sussed this out several thousand years ago so to counter it they set up the structure and training so you form a bond with the other men in you unit. Then when the shit hits the fan you'll feel guilty and ashamed if you run off and leave them to it, so you end up charging machine gun nests with them.

Pigmy Pony
07-06-2018, 08:14
What the hells this..... its come up with a land girl..."as a woman you werent allowed to fight" even though I said I was a man on an early question. :)

Im not brave but I didnt think it would give that answer.

Ive just tried to be honest as I cant imagine fighting in a WW myself. They must have bred them tougher then

Another land girl here. I would have to buy some new outfits though, I only have enough for my weekends :)