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icehockeyboy
27-04-2018, 12:46
I’m lusting after a smart watch, and love the Samsung Gear 3, looks lots better than the Apple Watch imo.
Anyone else have a similar craving?
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icehockeyboy
27-04-2018, 12:48
I’m lusting after a smart watch, and love the Samsung Gear 3, looks lots better than the Apple Watch imo.
Anyone else have a similar craving?
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And I thought I was posting in a different forum!
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Yes, you've lost the plot.
Can I help you with anything else?
Pigmy Pony
27-04-2018, 21:38
I'm lusting after a giant cake, undecided whether to go for a Victoria sponge or a Battenberg. I'm not keen on marzipan so I guess it's a no-brainer.
Oops, sorry, I meant to post this on the Fat Bastards forum, and apathy prevents me deleting it. :D
Sorry Craig, couldn't resist it.
narabdela
27-04-2018, 21:39
Have I lost the plot?
In a word...yes.
Primalsea
28-04-2018, 08:53
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Hopefully it wasn’t an Apple fanboy forum, you’ll have them cueing outside your door from 4:30 in the morning just to pelt you with bricks (and non iPhones).
I agree Craig, never liked the Apple watch.
Not because Im anti-Apple, just dont think its a nice watch, everyone has one and why pay over the odds for something to be deliberately made obsolete with OS updates?
Naughty Apple, looking at you.
Have one of these m'self, much nicer.
Huawei watch.
https://www.lowyat.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/huawei-smartwatch-1-770x389.jpg
I'm lusting after a giant cake, undecided whether to go for a Victoria sponge or a Battenberg. I'm not keen on marzipan so I guess it's a no-brainer.
Oops, sorry, I meant to post this on the Fat Bastards forum, and apathy prevents me deleting it. :D
Sorry Craig, couldn't resist it.
In the main , I find I am lusting after the weather girl on Midlands Today or Jane Hill on the main news
In the main , I find I am lusting after the weather girl on Midlands Today or Jane Hill on the main news
I'm just Lusting :eyebrows: at that age :eek:
In the main , I find I am lusting after the weather girl on Midlands Today or Jane Hill on the main news
You're out of luck with Jane, unless you are of the female variety.
I'm getting quite taken with Kate Kinsella myself, she used to look such a mess and miserable with it, but now she looks like a lot of fun.
Ninanina
28-04-2018, 20:57
I’m lusting after a smart watch, and love the Samsung Gear 3, looks lots better than the Apple Watch imo.
Colin gave me an Apple watch for Christmas amongst other things and I have to say I'm very impressed with it, however the Samsung Gear 3 looks very nice indeed and much more traditional and a bargain as well
Ninanina
28-04-2018, 21:15
When you get a text or incoming phone call it's like 'beam me up scotty' looking at your wrist :eek:
You're out of luck with Jane, unless you are of the female variety.
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It was never a problem for James Bond.
Ninanina
28-04-2018, 22:32
You're out of luck with Jane, unless you are of the female variety.
She bats for the other side then.. ;)
walpurgis
28-04-2018, 22:45
Sticky wicket? :eyebrows:
Ninanina
28-04-2018, 22:46
Sticky wicket? :eyebrows:
Sticky indeed Geoff ... :eek:
Pigmy Pony
29-04-2018, 07:59
Why a sticky wicket? The bales look like they would be more interesting, if you're into that sort of thing...
walpurgis
29-04-2018, 08:02
Dunno. I never really did figure out what this thread was about. Doesn't hurt to chip in though. What shall we talk about now? :)
walpurgis
29-04-2018, 08:21
I saw a dog once...
I see one all the time. He won't go away.
I saw a dog once...
i dated more than one:D
walpurgis
29-04-2018, 08:26
i dated more than one:D
Two? :D
Two? :D
at least:rolleyes:
Pigmy Pony
29-04-2018, 08:40
Ah, boarding kennel orgies, I've heard that sort of thing goes on up there. ;)
Ah, boarding kennel orgies, I've heard that sort of thing goes on up there. ;)
these were strays :eek:
Pigmy Pony
29-04-2018, 09:24
Homeless dog sex. A bit risky. :eyebrows:
I hope you're wearing protection - at least the kennel dogs have had their vaccinations, so less chance of you passing anything on to them.
Homeless dog sex. A bit risky. :eyebrows:
I hope you're wearing protection - at least the kennel dogs have had their vaccinations, so less chance of you passing anything on to them.
in those days there was little rabies in the country :ner:
Fine illistration here of the “Icehockeyboy Effect”, similar to Goodwins Law but with less moustache.
nonuffin
29-04-2018, 09:44
I had a plot once.
Then I lost it.
I still had it with me when I went to Tescos, so I must have lost it on the bus during the journey home.
Slippery things plots are.
Fine illistration here of the “Icehockeyboy Effect”, similar to Goodwins Law but with less moustache.
never heard of him
never heard of him
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law
Pigmy Pony
29-04-2018, 10:04
Not sure what happened here, unless you're implying that one of Grant's dog dates had a Hitler 'tash, which is certainly possible.
walpurgis
29-04-2018, 10:05
What are "dog dates", do they come with mixed fruit 'n nuts?
Pigmy Pony
29-04-2018, 10:19
They're like 'cat cashews', but bigger and less meaty.
mad-moon
29-04-2018, 10:57
They're like 'cat cashews', but bigger and less meaty.
but they are poisonous to dogs
mad-moon
29-04-2018, 10:58
Fish figs are ok though...
They're like 'cat cashews', but bigger and less meaty.
catshews schurely...
https://theverybesttop10.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/the-world_s-top-10-best-images-of-cats-in-shoes-6.jpg
Pigmy Pony
29-04-2018, 17:51
Expensive business keeping your cat in shoes, and they're sooo fussy...
Looking good though, I bet all the neighbour cats like the FMB's
She's giving Grant the eye...
Pigmy Pony
29-04-2018, 18:13
And she may get the Jap's eye in return, although I think Grant may be more of a dog man
mad-moon
29-04-2018, 22:16
catshews schurely...
https://theverybesttop10.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/the-world_s-top-10-best-images-of-cats-in-shoes-6.jpg
nice looking piece of pussy...kinky boots and all
Pigmy Pony
30-04-2018, 06:18
I remember a comedian once suggesting putting smarties tubes on your cat's legs to make it walk like a robot.
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