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Len Co
09-03-2018, 20:44
My wife keeps getting these funny booklets through the post full of nice looking young ladies dressed up in lovely dresses and stuff. They have dodgy names like Boden and Monsoon. I scoop them up before she sees them and keep them in amongst my cd's for a few days (she never looks in there) and then put them out with the recycling. I know it's a bit naughty but I can't help myself.

Pigmy Pony
09-03-2018, 20:58
See this Marco, it isn't just me! :D Makes my dreams about Sylvester Stallone's mum's arse cheeks seem normal, eh?

Pigmy Pony
09-03-2018, 21:01
Damn. I've just realised your actions are thrift-motivated. Maybe I am alone. :(

Len Co
09-03-2018, 21:22
Damn. I've just realised your actions are thrift-motivated. Maybe I am alone. :(

Well, I must admit I do accidentally catch a glimpse of the swimwear pages sometimes.

Pigmy Pony
09-03-2018, 21:47
I need to buy another interconnect, to work with my soon-to-arrive headphone amp. But as I "have no money", I'll get my friend to buy it, I'll give him the money, then sneak it into the stereo. The missus doesn't know what colour the leads are, so I should get away with it. If she spots it, I'll just say "this old thing, I've had it for ages".

Primalsea
10-03-2018, 10:03
Well, I must admit I do accidentally catch a glimpse of the swimwear pages sometimes.

And did you end up buying yourself something?

struth
10-03-2018, 11:00
keep them in the cd collection my arse... they are in the bog:eek:

Primalsea
10-03-2018, 11:05
keep them in the cd collection my arse... they are in the bog:eek:

Well I don’t think that they make the best toilet paper myself...

Marco
10-03-2018, 12:56
keep them in the cd collection my arse... they are in the bog:eek:

...and the pages are all stuck together, too;)

Marco.

Len Co
10-03-2018, 14:48
keep them in the cd collection my arse... they are in the bog:eek:

No, just the ordering form goes there!